[Forum Game] Vending Machine

Someone puts something in the vending machine, then another person says what they get from the vending machine, and then put something in the vending machine.
Example:
Person A: I insert a coin into the vending machine.
Person B: You get a soda. I insert a dollar into the vending machine.
I'll start... I insert a coin into the vending machine.

You get a Snicker Bar. Insert a dollar into the vending machine.

You got cheated (it was broke). I insert a Euro in the vending machine

The machine teleports you to Europe.

I insert cheese into the vending machine.

You get a cow.
I enter a mouse into the vending machine.

you get nothing back it only takes money
I enter a house into the vending machine

the vending machine falls apart, because the house is too big.

i fix the vending machine and insert a smiley face. probably this one -->

You get nothing- only happy smiley faces are allowed. (lolwut?)

You insert a banana into the vending machine.

you get a monkey!!

I insert a mudkip

You get a Pokeball

You insert a computer into the vending machine.

You get a portal to microsoft and bill gates private bathroom

I insert toilet roll =]

Poop comes out.

I insert Smoof into the vending machine.

i dont come out and end up eatin everything inside the machine :]
all candy for smoof!! NomNomNom

I (somehow ) insert an anvil

You get an anvil god (which proceeds to consume you)
I insert another vending machine into the vending machine.

a vending machine pops out. o.o

I insert virtual reality into the vending machine.

you get sent to a cheesey 1970's sci fi movie... and no theres no cheese

i insert a bunney

more bunnies popped out. (evidently, there was a bunny of the opposite sex in there. they reproduced. 'nuff said)

I insert a dark smoof into the machine.

Erm I don't know what a smoof is But you get a smurf
I insert the letter A

smoof. As in the poster above me

The book, The Scarlet Letter pops out.

I insert The Scarlet Letter into the vending machine.

You receive a movie adaptation of The Scarlet Letter.
I decide to be a scrooge and insert nothing into the vending machine.