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  1. Rating: 1

    • [Rerebxxx] i fucking have that dong in my head now, thanks star
    • [Rerebxxx] ..
    • [Rerebxxx] song*

    Submitted by Starpassion - Comments (0)
  2. Rating: 1

    Spiderbun] I look up Strapless Dildos in my spare time? I think not Khal. I do not look up mature content in my spare time.
    [Spiderbun] I'd have no time to spare if I did that.
    [Khal] Uh huh
    [Spiderbun] D'awwww Khal the Tsundere though.
    [Indexh] so you look at it full time?
    [Spiderbun] I need some time to actually make practice of what I look up please Yang.
    [Spiderbun] Tell no one.
    [Cindynka] BunnyBun
    [Cindynka] You have nothing to be ashamed of
    [Spiderbun] Awww you're so sweet Pav <3333333 Thank you.
    [Cindynka] It's not like these two don't fap every single day
    [Spiderbun] I shall try to be more shameless in the future.
    [Khal] Pav.. go take a shower
    [Spiderbun] No I think Khal faps every other day. He has this thing about odd days.
    [Cindynka] Oh, right
    [Cindynka] That would be so him
    [Khal] Yep
    [Spiderbun] Khal agreed, proof.

    Submitted by Spiderbun - Comments (0)
  3. Rating: 1

    [Derbylps] no bad words
    [Lovaolle] fuck fuck fuckity
    [Skieblu] dick dick dickity
    [Lovaolle] dick and vagina
    [Scootallloo] fuck shit ass dick cock cunt bitch whore gay
    [Omgdonuts] cunt cunt cuntity
    [Lovaolle] rainbow vagina
    [Ruthontoast] fuck

    Submitted by Scootallloo - Comments (0)
  4. Rating: 1

    • [17:05] [Abbeykinz] k
    • [17:05] [Mordja] o

    Submitted by Mordja - Comments (0)
  5. Rating: 1

    [Specialkness] Pikanoob
    Pikathree has disconnected.
    [Specialkness] Oh.

    Submitted by Specialkness - Comments (0)
  6. Rating: 2

    • [22:27] Dysethius received the rank Daddies Dick.
    • [22:27] [Minifizziliz] .
    • [22:27] [Dysethius] FUCK OFF
    • [22:27] Dysethius has disconnected.

    Submitted by Minifizziliz - Comments (0)
  7. Rating: 1

    [Mysteryjets] • [19:13] [Lolmeid] no i JUST CAME
    [Lolmeid] .
    [Cadark] wow
    [Specialkness] ew
    [Klemziiii] WEW
    [Guywithfood] gross
    [Blazesemi] hot
    [Lolmeid] ban mysteryjets
    [Cadark] farah
    [Lolmeid] BAN
    [Specialkness] Dats Nasty meid
    [Cadark] sexi
    [Specialkness] I DIDNT WANNA KNOW
    [Lolmeid] I DIDNT MEAN IT THAT WAY

    Submitted by Specialkness - Comments (0)
  8. Rating: 2

    • [17:52] [Dysethius] CNAA U SOTP THAT
    • [17:52] [Minifizziliz] LFMAOFOAOF
    • [17:52] [Minifizziliz] STOP HUMPNGI ME WTF
    • [17:52] [Minifizziliz] >>
    • [17:52] [Minifizziliz] BYE
    • [17:52] [Imzahzo] cant stop picturing that
    • [17:52] [Imzahzo] im getting off
    • [17:52] [Dysethius] .
    • [17:52] [Minifizziliz] ..
    • [17:52] [Imzahzo] im disgusted
    Imzahzo has disconnected.
    • [17:52] Imzahzo has disconnected.
    • [17:52] [Minifizziliz] ..........
    • [17:52] [Dysethius] adios
    • [17:52] [Minifizziliz] im crying
    • [17:52] [Dysethius] now its u n me;)))))))))))
    [17:56] [Dysethius] .
    • [17:56] Imzahzo just connected.
    Imzahzo just connected.
    • [17:56] [Imzahzo] • [17:52] [Dysethius] now its u n me;)))))))))))
    Imzahzo has disconnected.
    • [17:56] Imzahzo has disconnected.
    • [17:57] [Minifizziliz] LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
    • [17:57] [Dysethius] ,

    Submitted by Minifizziliz - Comments (0)
  9. Rating: 1

    • [Mariuskilla] hey master
    • [Kkkebab] Hye Hitman
    • [Wolfdonut] im so high
    • [Kkkebab] EW
    • [Kkkebab] Why? :')
    • [Mariuskilla] do you have to ask why?
    • [Kkkebab] Also Hi Wolfy
    • [Wolfdonut] hash brownies
    • [Kkkebab] Always
    • [Mariuskilla] the trick is to always be high
    • [Kkkebab] :')
    • [Wolfdonut] omfg
    • [Wolfdonut] id be so fucked
    • [Mariuskilla] nah, you get used to it
    • [Wolfdonut] rly
    • [Wolfdonut] i keep forgetting where i am
    • [Kkkebab] at home
    • [Wolfdonut] on the spaceship
    • [Kkkebab] 121 A and 16 F
    • [Wolfdonut] cos im an alien
    • [Mariuskilla] im an alien
    • [Wolfdonut] im gonna go make pb&j
    • [Mariuskilla] im a little alien
    • [Wolfdonut] cos fuck why not
    • [Mariuskilla] thats the spirit
    • [Wolfdonut] peace out!!!!1!1111234567
    • [Kkkebab] Lmao
    • Wolfdonut has disconnected.
    • [Kkkebab] she was high

    Submitted by Kkkebab - Comments (0)
  10. Rating: 1

    WE ARE IN TWO DIVISONS, BUT WE ARE ONE.

    Submitted by Xxaii - Comments (0)
  11. Rating: 0

    WE ARE ONE

    Submitted by Xxaii - Comments (0)
  12. Rating: 1

    [Blayful] Omg squirt said I'm not ugly; this is the greatest day of my life :o

    Submitted by Seza - Comments (0)
  13. Rating: 1

    • [21:45] [Lalaweki] *whistles*
    • [21:45] Lalaweki has excluded Lalafungirl from the tribe.
    • [21:45] [Lalaweki] just removing the competition

    Submitted by Lalaweki - Comments (0)
  14. Rating: 1

    • [16:05] [Kristmasx] Yes swet we really wanted to know that you sneezed
    • [16:05] [Onkei] ty
    • [16:06] [Kristmasx] wb tina
    • [16:06] [Hiadurr] sneeze on my cok
    • [16:06] [Kristmasx] .
    • [16:06] [Swettue] can i puke on it too
    • [16:06] [Hiadurr] only if it's from choking
    • [16:06] [Rerebxxx] omg
    • [16:06] [Kristmasx] i was thinking of that
    • [16:06] [Swettue] holy shit
    • [16:06] [Kristmasx] LLOL
    • [16:06] [Kristmasx] LOL
    • [16:06] [Kristmasx] LOL
    • [16:06] [Rerebxxx] LOL
    • [16:06] [Ninjatobi] lol
    • [16:06] [Hiadurr] im lonely

    Submitted by Hiadurr - Comments (0)
  15. Rating: 1

    • [22:18] [Onkei] I Know Right -_-
    • [22:18] [Kristmasx] Pe Is Fun You Guys :(
    • [22:18] [Cesnica] You Suck Kris XD
    • [22:19] [Onkei] If I Wanted Exercise I Would Go To The Play Ground
    • [22:19] [Cesnica] I Know Right OMG
    • [22:19] [Kristmasx] IKR
    • [22:19] [Onkei] Its Not Over Till Its Over
    • [22:20] [Cesnica] Like OMG My Teachers Only Give Me 1 Minute To Play -.-
    • [22:20] [Onkei] I Know Right -_-
    • [22:20] [Hiadurr] It's never oger
    • [22:20] [Swettue] ogre
    • [22:20] [Cesnica] Is A Ogre A Booger XD?
    • [22:20] [Swettue] no its the long thing up ur arse
    • [22:20] [Swettue] what
    • [22:20] [Onkei] Whats A Booger Lol.
    • [22:20] [Swettue] can i blow up onk
    • [22:21] [Cesnica] OMG It Is Green I Think? I ATE It Once XD
    • [22:21] [Onkei] Its A Food? Never Heard Of It LOL
    • [22:21] [Cesnica] Everyone Said EWWW But It Was SO GOOD!
    • [22:21] [Rerebxxx] LOL
    • [22:21] [Cesnica] Maybe Its Like Brussel Sports XD

    Submitted by Onkei - Comments (0)
  16. Rating: 2

    • [15:10] [Hiadurr] onk still isnt talking much huh?
    • [15:10] [Onkei] hi
    • [15:10] [Kristmasx] ur beauty makes him shy
    • [15:10] [Hiadurr] hi
    • [15:10] [Hiadurr] doez that happen a lot
    • [15:11] [Kristmasx] all the time
    • [15:11] [Hiadurr] does my beauty make u shy onk
    • [15:11] [Swettue] what beauty ;/
    • [15:11] [Rerebxxx] burn
    • [15:11] [Kristmasx] Swet
    • [15:11] [Onkei] ?!?!
    • [15:11] [Kristmasx] stfu
    • [15:11] [Hiadurr] the beauty of my bleached asshole

    Submitted by Hiadurr - Comments (0)
  17. Rating: 1

    • [03:05] Ladton just connected.
    • [03:05] [Blacshadow] hi roman!!!
    • [03:05] [Ladton] hey 12!!!
    • [03:05] [Blacshadow] fuck u

    Submitted by Xlightsidex - Comments (0)
  18. Rating: 1

    • [Kristmasx] UGH
    • [Kristmasx] i can beat dis map
    • [Kristmasx] right onkei
    • Onkei just connected.
    Onkei just connected.
    • [Kristmasx] oh

    Submitted by Tomstoms - Comments (0)
  19. Rating: 1

    [15:10] [Dysethius] i sucked a sugar dick before
    [15:11] [Dysethius] hard sugar
    [15:11] [Dysethius] and it looked like a dildo
    [15:11] [Dysethius] but i wanted to eat it
    [15:11] [Dysethius] and i couldnt bite it
    [15:11] [Dysethius] u had to suck it
    [15:11] [Dysethius] so i was like
    [15:11] [Dysethius] ok w/e
    [15:12] [Dysethius] ..

    Submitted by Minifizziliz - Comments (0)
  20. Rating: 1

    > [en] [Learnenglis] can you teach me English

    Submitted by Jazluvsjulia - Comments (0)
  21. Rating: 1

    [22:59] [Rejiso] haterz gonna hate!!!
    [22:59] [Rejiso] *posts minion meme*

    Submitted by Sirspoon - Comments (0)
  22. Rating: 1

    @Kemirro
    > [22:35] [e2] [Kemirro] U
    > [22:35] [e2] [Kemirro] NEED
    > [22:35] [e2] [Kemirro] I LOVE DRAKE

    Submitted by Sirspoon - Comments (0)
  23. Rating: 0

    • [23:13] [Minifizziliz] ooo theres a lightning in this room
    [23:13] [Imzahzo] Wheres he at
    [23:13] [Minifizziliz] ..
    [23:13] [Imzahzo] Nigga come at me

    Submitted by Minifizziliz - Comments (0)
  24. Rating: 1

    • [Jennyjenhop] i'm tired and i wanna puke
    • [Jennyjenhop] on seb
    • [Noiseb] hope you choke on your own nasty liquids
    • [Maggijanek] seb thats disgusting
    • [Noiseb] shes disgusting
    • [Noiseb] jk ily jen
    • [Jennyjenhop] you dont mean it
    • [Noiseb] come back be my baber
    • [Noiseb] ill take care of you
    • [Noiseb] im gonna make you soup
    • [Jennyjenhop] "take care of me" as in kill me
    • [Noiseb] gonna put bleach on it
    • [Noiseb] and make you drink it all
    • [Maggijanek] seb watch out ur br is showing
    • [Noiseb] ik
    • [Noiseb] happens
    • [Noiseb] when im mad
    • [Maggijanek] hence the "mad br"
    • [Noiseb] just accepting my nature

    Submitted by Maggijanek - Comments (1)
  25. Rating: 1

    > [e2] [Gingajos] I wanna be a male prostitute

    Submitted by Maggijanek - Comments (0)
  26. Rating: 1

    • [Noiseb] didi you see that didi
    • [Noiseb] how amazing was it
    • [Noiseb] answer: very
    • [Didinkaa] Nub first
    • [Noiseb] pls
    • [Didinkaa] 8)

    Submitted by Maggijanek - Comments (0)
  27. Rating: 2

    • [20:22] [Minnma] how2master grilled cheese
    • [20:23] [Coomecoom] a grilled cheese is like katniss
    • [20:23] [Coomecoom] it needs pita

    Submitted by Lilxmouse - Comments (0)
  28. Rating: 1

    [Troubline] Yo, im an online fitness coach. I sell personalized meal plans, workout programs, ab workout and support 24/7. Shoot me an email at [email protected] or kik me thatoneplayer for info!
    [Yawiz] yeah im only 8 yrs old
    [Yawiz] what is a kik me anyway
    [Yawiz] is that how he gets people such a good workout?

    Submitted by Unparagoned - Comments (0)
  29. Rating: 1

    [Collnessness] Explain to me how it feels to be rejected *sits on chair and takes out one of those thing and starts blowing bubbles*
    [Bluestarset] it feels like *munches on potato*
    [Bluestarset] munch munch
    [Collnessness] can you describe feels
    [Bluestarset] I got it
    [Bluestarset] it feels like... raw potatoes
    [Bluestarset] it's not as enjoyable and it's kinda disgusting
    [Bluestarset] but it's still a potato <3

    Submitted by Bluestarset - Comments (0)
  30. Rating: 2

    • [Maggijanek] seb go play some br footie
    • [Noiseb] i suck at it
    • [Cheesetroop] a br not good at soccer
    • [Noiseb] I also dont use drugs
    • [Maggijanek] ?????
    • [Maggijanek] nevEr?
    • [Noiseb] never ever
    • [Maggijanek] not even in high school
    • [Noiseb] my mom wont let me
    • [Noiseb] I say hey mom all cool kids do drugs and she is like you need jesus
    • [Maggijanek] oh
    • [Noiseb] and then she beats me
    • [Maggijanek] o h

    Submitted by Maggijanek - Comments (0)