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  1. Rating: 1

    [Gotbird] so do you sharpcock
    [Gotbird] OH
    [Gotbird] YOUR NAME IS SHARPCOOK
    [Navyhockey] sharpcock
    [Gotbird] OMG
    [Oreobunneh] sharpcock
    [Sharpcook] yeah i got banned for first 1 xD

    Submitted by Oreobunneh - Comments (2)
  2. Rating: 0

    < [12:51] [Tomassonic] my cjs are the best. wanna buy 1? the price is $400 each

    Submitted by Nilzen - Comments (0)
  3. Rating: 1

    > [Slendybjtch] i dun eve hav tiem to study
    > [Slendybjtch] *even
    < [Slendybjtch] why lol
    > [Slendybjtch] farmin
    < [Slendybjtch] ohwow
    < [Slendybjtch] sledy u count as asian right
    > [Slendybjtch] yes
    < [Slendybjtch] *sacrifices asianism for cheese*
    > [Slendybjtch] lmao

    Submitted by Strautinsh - Comments (0)
  4. Rating: 1

    *in survivor*

    [Zaxavien] he had.
    [Zaxavien] but i survived
    [Zhuoqiu] shit do not have wind
    [Zaxavien] and he didnt
    [Zaxavien] The end of the story.
    [Zaxavien] Such a sad and touching story, no?
    [Zhuoqiu] i have fly
    [Espthec] I AM SHAMAN HEAR ME MEEP
    [Lolgrassy] lmao
    [Zaxavien] LOL
    [Gongalot] no.........
    [Gongalot] fuckkkk
    [Zaxavien] Hmm....
    [Zaxavien] EVERYONE! EVERYONE!
    [Grieferend] jeeeeeeeeeeej
    [Zaxavien] WE HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!
    [Zaxavien] THE LEGENDARY HOLY SHAMAN IS HERE
    [Zaxavien] AND HERE HE IS,
    [Lolgrassy] owo
    [Zaxavien] THOU SHALL HEAR HIM MEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    [Zaxavien] *meep*
    [Zaxavien] ...
    [Zaxavien] THE ALMIGHTY MEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Thanks to Espthec, we gathered 0 cheese!
    Grieferend is now your shaman, follow her!
    [Zaxavien] :D
    [Espthec] MEEP
    [Zaxavien] l3l
    [Espthec] THE ALMIGHTY
    [Zaxavien] MEEP

    Submitted by Espthec - Comments (0)
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    [16:51] [Ilostthewood] undeserved 1st
    [16:51] [Spartanninja] nasty ass ilostthedick

    Submitted by Anapaw - Comments (0)
  6. Rating: 1

    [Sweetierare] dude do not say that i am a 8 year old

    Submitted by Xjunestar - Comments (0)
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    Submitted by Foenixtake - Comments (0)
  8. Rating: 1

    [Roosalover] wow
    [Roosalover] it was close
    [Roosalover] i didnt see myself
    No cheese for you! ^_^
    [Roosalover] k

    Submitted by Roosalover - Comments (0)
  9. Rating: 0

    [Aloecream] Hi Kaka.
    [Strautinsh] kaka means shit in latvian
    [Strautinsh] XDD

    Submitted by Strautinsh - Comments (0)
  10. Rating: 2

    [Kimeki] FUCKING BEWBS
    [Kimeki] bombs*

    Submitted by Spiritmagi - Comments (0)
  11. Rating: 3

    • [22:43] [Spiritmagi] But I ignored Gs• [22:43] [Spiritmagi] For a long ass time• [22:44] [Jtien] Stan has a long ass• [22:44] [Jtien] The more he tells lies the longer it becomes• [22:44] [Spiritmagi] Stanoccio

    Submitted by Jtien - Comments (2)
  12. Rating: 1

    Keep in mind, Book has the penguin skin on

    [Bookmousey] HAh! Penguins can fly!!!
    [Jackossum] CHCHCHCHHCHCH
    No cheese for you! ^_^
    [Pokeira] fuck
    [Syrupleaf] With artificial wings, but, yes, they can it seems

    Submitted by Syrupleaf - Comments (0)
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    [Faithful] even santa thinks you're lame
    [Orangjello] *shuns santa faith*
    [Orangjello] hi music c:
    [Faithful] *whispers in orang's ear* I know when you're awake
    [Orangjello] O_O
    [Orangjello] music...help ;-;
    [Musicislife] lol I come back and you guys are just starring at me
    [Faithful] hisssslalalalalallala
    [Orangjello] xD

    Submitted by Orangjello - Comments (0)
  14. Rating: 2

    • [19:12] [Spiritmagi] > [EN] [Cheezbeetle] Oh silly me
    • [19:12] [Spiritmagi] This is like a clever bot conversation
    • [19:12] [Spiritmagi] > [EN] [Cheezbeetle] NOW WHO THE FRICK ARE YOU?????
    • [19:12] [Jtien] LMFAO
    • [19:12] [Spiritmagi] k nvm

    Submitted by Jtien - Comments (0)
  15. Rating: 1

    • [20:15] [Mrbillcosby] ok ali, now kick marcuaa out.
    • [20:15] [Mrbillcosby] go go go
    • [20:15] [Aliswift] wtf MrBill
    • [20:15] [Aliswift] that's a brilliant idea
    • [20:15] [Kxyxaxyxxtz] Bill Cosby
    • [20:15] [Aliswift] a billiant idea***
    • [20:15] [Aliswift] sorry
    • [20:15] [Tenthmousexx] No Ali
    • [20:16] [Kxyxaxyxxtz] no
    • [20:16] [Tenthmousexx] Don't
    • [20:16] [Kxyxaxyxxtz] Worst pun I swear

    Submitted by Aliswift - Comments (0)
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  17. Rating: 2

    [Silverthecat] round 3
    [Umbreonable] You're black
    [Silverthecat] fight

    Submitted by Silverthecat - Comments (0)
  18. Rating: 2

    No cheese for you! ^_^
    [Flufehbudder] FUCK FUCK FUCK
    [Scootallloo] YOU YOU YOU

    Submitted by Scootallloo - Comments (0)
  19. Rating: 1

    Here's some person trying to get attention

    [Jullzze] Hey everyone.. My cat died yesterday... Infront of me... I watched her having her last breaths... And im only 11.. Her bed bowls and toilet is gone... I came back expecting her.... She wasnt there... Im literally crying :'(

    Submitted by Silverthecat - Comments (1)
  20. Rating: 1

    Savour the world in details.

    Submitted by Mrdragomir - Comments (0)
  21. Rating: 2

    • [Mrbillcosby] lately people have been looking tasty, i wish we could eat each other without getting in trouble
    • [Tenthmousexx] o-o oh
    • [Mrbillcosby] wanna come over to my house
    • [Tenthmousexx] no
    • [Curaxu] Wanna come over to my house ;)
    • [Mrbillcosby] can i bring fruit punch?
    • [Tenthmousexx] is there ice cream e.e
    • [Curaxu] Yes
    • Tigerdudeguy has disconnected.
    • [Curaxu] I got popsicles XD
    • [Aliswift] oh
    • [Tenthmousexx] i don like popsicles
    • [Curaxu] And fudge bars
    • [Aliswift] xD
    • [Tenthmousexx] i like vanilla ice cream ;3 ;3
    • [Curaxu] We have that too
    • [Tenthmousexx] oh joy~
    • [Tenthmousexx] I probably misread it but was that supposed to be dirty innuendo?
    • [Curaxu] What part XD
    • [Tenthmousexx] idk xD
    • [Curaxu] Some of it was, some of it wasn't
    • [Tenthmousexx] It was weird x3
    • [Curaxu] The coming to my house part was definitely an innuendo
    • [Curaxu] The popsicles were obvious
    • [Tenthmousexx] and the vanilla ice cream
    • [Curaxu] I wa sbeing serous on the fudge bars
    • [Tenthmousexx] xD
    • [Curaxu] And I guess you can say that vanilla means a white guy XD
    • [Tenthmousexx] Uh sure
    • [Tenthmousexx] lets go with that
    • [Curaxu] XD
    • Elsteroni has disconnected.
    • [Tenthmousexx] thats cleaner then what my intentions were
    • [Curaxu] *cough* CUM *cough*
    • [Tenthmousexx] There ya go xD
    • [Tenthmousexx] I need to go wash my brain with soap :3
    • [Mrbillcosby] pls dont stop guys
    • [Mrbillcosby] im touching myself to this convo
    • [Curaxu] XD
    • [Tenthmousexx] o-p
    • [Tenthmousexx] o-o
    • [Tenthmousexx] Yea Ima Just Hide Behind Axu Now..

    Submitted by Curaxu - Comments (0)
  22. Rating: 1

    • Umbrawolf has left the tribe.
    • [Vavooxi] o.o
    • [Tenthmousexx] I MISS UMBRA ALREADY
    • [Tenthmousexx] HOLD ME VAV
    • [Vavooxi] -holds-

    Submitted by Curaxu - Comments (0)
  23. Rating: 2

    • [21:29] [Heyimhot] BUT PEOPLE STILL BELIEVE THAT EARTH IS FLAT SO IDFK WHAT UR TALKIN BOUT M8
    • [21:29] [Leonboss] LOL
    • [21:29] [Rohanthebest] Oh
    • [21:29] [Rohanthebest] OH
    • [21:29] [Dmherr] earth is actually not round
    • [21:29] [Rohanthebest] THAT EXPLAINS
    • [21:29] [Leonboss] ur ass is flat

    Submitted by Rohanthebest - Comments (0)
  24. Rating: 1

    > [undefined] [Frozenmoon] give me my rank u cunt
    < [Frozenmoon] r u blind
    > [undefined] [Frozenmoon] Oh lfmao
    > [undefined] [Frozenmoon] im blind
    > [undefined] [Frozenmoon] thanks for telling me that
    < [Frozenmoon] had to remind u
    < [Frozenmoon] since ur blind
    > [undefined] [Frozenmoon] yes
    > [undefined] [Frozenmoon] i always forget that im blind
    < [Frozenmoon] i should remind u often
    < [Frozenmoon] cuz ur blind
    > [undefined] [Frozenmoon] yes pls
    < [Frozenmoon] i will
    < [Frozenmoon] cuz ur blind
    > [undefined] [Frozenmoon] yes
    < [Frozenmoon] cuz ur blind
    > [undefined] [Frozenmoon] can u not

    Submitted by Grimrice - Comments (0)
  25. Rating: 0

    • [17:08] [Aliswift] I want to be Sir Swiftie
    • [17:08] [Kxyxaxyxxtz] I'm sure she raged
    • [17:08] Aliswift received the rank Sir Shiftie.
    • [17:08] [Aliswift] close enough

    Submitted by Aliswift - Comments (0)
  26. Rating: 3

    [Trucknoo] ... BUY: C1, D3, D5, H3, H4, H6, I5, J3, J4, J5 whisper WHO HAS SOMETHING ..
    < [Trucknoo] I HAVE SOMETHING
    < [Trucknoo] IT MIGHT BE AN STD BUT I HAVE SOMETHING
    > [EN] [Trucknoo] Which one?
    < [Trucknoo] Gonorrhea i think

    Submitted by Awesomehobo - Comments (0)
  27. Rating: 1

    My friend told me in 801:
    > [EN] [Topangakeuh] [Zaeemkhan] well u have a chinese name anyway so ur prob chinese topang so idc if u blank me

    < [Topangakeuh] LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

    > [EN] [Topangakeuh] do i kinda look i got a chinese name? ._.

    > [EN] [Topangakeuh] it kinda is from a comedy movie >:o

    < [Topangakeuh] YES IT DOES ;D

    Then I said:

    < [Topangakeuh] Topan is chackie and gakeuh is chan]

    Submitted by Itsaspider - Comments (0)
  28. Rating: 0

    • [Unicornfluff] [Fakekashima] Do you are gays? XD
    • [Leonboss] LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
    • [Leonboss] LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

    Submitted by Unicornfluff - Comments (0)
  29. Rating: -2

    • [18:11] [Wolvesand] I DROPPED WQSATER ON MY KEYBOSARD
    • [18:11] [Wolvesand] BYE U RSAR SAO MESAN
    • [18:17] [Wolvesand] ESAT MY SASASA
    • [18:18] [Wolvesand] NO SAOME LETTERSA
    • [18:18] [Wolvesand] SASARENT SACREWED UP
    • [18:18] [Wolvesand] SARENT
    • [18:18] [Wolvesand] BYE I CSANT
    • [18:19] [Wolvesand] THISA
    • [18:19] [Wolvesand] ISA
    • [18:19] [Wolvesand] LITERSALLY
    • [18:19] [Wolvesand] SAO SANNOYING
    • [18:24] [Wolvesand] LMFSAOO
    • [18:24] [Wolvesand] PROBSSA..
    • [18:25] [Wolvesand] DRY URSAELF BITCHHH
    • [18:26] [Wolvesand] OMG I CSANT TURN CSAPSA OFF
    • [18:26] [Wolvesand] THISA ISA SACREWQED UP
    • [18:27] [Wolvesand] IM GONNSA KILL SAOMEONE..
    [18:30] [Wolvesand] litersally i csant fixz thisa

    Submitted by Aceanimaljam - Comments (0)
  30. Rating: 1

    • [Airandor] so what do you with the presents?
    • [Superclover] open the red ones per every 10 presents
    • [Superclover] you will blue and green ones
    • [Superclover] then give them to me
    • [Superclover] :D
    • [Airandor] I dun understand how to open
    • [Airandor] or give them to peeps
    • [Airandor] D;
    • [Superclover] oh
    • [Superclover] you know that house shaped orange-ish button thing
    • [Airandor] sure
    • [Superclover] click it and go to inventory
    • [Superclover] if you have 10 or more red presents
    • [Airandor] oh
    • [Airandor] lol i feel stupid
    • [Superclover] click and then click 'use'
    • [Airandor] all i wanted were beach balls
    • [Airandor] you can have what i got
    • [Superclover] what did you get
    • [Airandor] oops nvm
    • [Airandor] i accidently clicked it
    • [Superclover] ??
    • [Airandor] sorry
    • [Superclover] clicked what XD
    • [Airandor] i dun even know anymore
    • [Superclover] OMFG xd
    • [Airandor] i am a christmas tree know?
    • [Superclover] OMG AIR LOL
    • [Airandor] *now
    • [Superclover] ya there's a consumable that turns you into a christmas tree for some rounds
    • [Superclover] idk how many
    • [Airandor] nuuuuuuu
    • [Airandor] i should suspected such trickery
    • [Superclover] how many red presents did you have
    • [Superclover] under 20?
    • [Airandor] yea
    • [Superclover] ah
    • [Airandor] i had 15
    • [Airandor] now i have 5
    • [Airandor] and now I am fucking tree
    • [Superclover] poor thing

    Submitted by Superclover - Comments (0)