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  1. Rating: 1

    [Squirtled] GTFO, CAN ALL FAKE SEZA'S PLEASE STAND UP PLEASE STAND UP

    [Dorkisaurus] loool

    [Dbisgone] haha

    [Levelup] laugh out out out out loud?

    Submitted by Seza - Comments (0)
  2. Rating: 2

    > [E2] [Cheezbeetle] I KILL ALL MY FRIENDS!
    > [E2] [Cheezbeetle] .....They're all in bags outside
    > [E2] [Cheezbeetle] jk
    < [Cheezbeetle] how do I know you are not kidding!
    > [E2] [Cheezbeetle] Um...
    > [Cheezbeetle] Disconnected player

    Submitted by Cutehatesyou - Comments (0)
  3. Rating: 1

    • [00:23] [Etentional] laggy af
    • [00:23] Etentional has disconnected.
    • [00:23] Etentional just connected.
    • [00:23] [Jsttu] if your fuck is laggy you're doing it wrong

    Submitted by Rohanthebest - Comments (0)
  4. Rating: 1

    [Dascman] what the crap
    [Dascman] realcheeseh you're a jerk.
    [Dascman] she killed me
    [Dascman] she shot me off the edge
    [Dascman] just like she did to him
    [Dascman] you're sexist as shit.

    Submitted by Danielsuxs - Comments (0)
  5. Rating: 1

    [Cmariexox] fuck this part
    [+Goondad] fuck you
    [Cmariexox] okay
    [+Goondad] <3
    [Cmariexox] seriously i cant do this
    [+Goondad] jump from lower
    [+Goondad] LOWER
    [Minnieme] lol
    [Cmariexox] i cnt reach it
    [Cmariexox] the struggle is real
    [Minnieme] wow im here also
    Cheeeeeese *-* (138.83s)
    [Minnieme] this is so funny
    [Minnieme] 3 girls
    [Cmariexox] ITS NOT
    [Uglycasanova] marie going for best time
    [+Goondad] 3 girls 1 floor
    [Cmariexox] blow me
    [Uglycasanova] no u
    [Specialkness] 2 girls one boy. ;)
    [Minnieme] lol
    [Uglycasanova] and then there was 1
    [Cmariexox] OOMG
    [Specialkness] I'm laughing so hard, I'm sorry Marie
    [Cmariexox] i need moral support
    [+Goondad] COME ONE MARIE
    [Minnieme] gj knees
    [+Goondad] COME ONE GOGOGOGOGGOGOGOGOGOGOG
    [Uglycasanova] come one come all
    [+Goondad] DO YOUR BEST
    [+Goondad] YOURE THE BEST CHRISSY
    [+Goondad] GOGOGOGOGOGOGGO
    [+Goondad] LOWER
    No cheese for you! ^_^
    [+Goondad] HARDER
    [+Goondad] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhh
    [+Goondad] JJJAAJJAJAJAJAJAJA MARIE
    [Cmariexox] LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    [Uglycasanova] such speed
    [Minnieme] gj :)
    [Cmariexox] the struggle
    [Cmariexox] was real
    [Cmariexox] ty:D

    [The struggle of bootcamp. <3]

    Submitted by Specialkness - Comments (0)
  6. Rating: 1

    > [E2] [Grimfreak] Why do u keep repeating the same shit
    < [Grimfreak] i dont repeat the same shit
    < [Grimfreak] it comes out in different colors
    < [Grimfreak] green
    < [Grimfreak] brown
    < [Grimfreak] orange

    Submitted by Rozalin - Comments (0)
  7. Rating: 5

    [18:46] [Superyacine] Transformice is celebrating the steam release by giving us 100 fraises. Send this message to 5 room and you will get the title «I'm stupid for believing this message and other messages sent to spam rooms»
    [18:46] [Superyacine] Ps tats is fake
    [18:47] [Superyacine] Just teaching people a lesson
    [18:47] [+Goondad] ps you can get banned for that even if it is fake.
    [18:47] [Superyacine] Krap!
    [~Moderator] Superyacine can not speak for 1 hours. Reason: False event

    Submitted by +Goondad - Comments (0)
  8. Rating: 0

    [Induksiyon] cincle did you mispronounce cynical on purpose to create your nickname
    [Brusen] I will become a unicorn
    [Brusen] jk
    • [Tigrounette] CANDY HERE : http://store.steampowered.com/app/335240/
    [Cincle] nah =D
    [Peegaaaa] Shaman trash.
    [Spanflame] Tig ! XD
    [Cincle] I guess you'd have to ask me when I was 6 about my nickname hue
    Thanks to Destrategist, we gathered 9 cheese!
    Gamerpt is now your shaman, follow her!
    [Wantedeagle] • [Tigrounette] CANDY HERE : http://store.steampowered.com/app/335240/
    [Cincle] I want a chocolate ;_;
    • [Tigrounette] FREE QT BADGE! http://store.steampowered.com/app/335240/
    Cheeeeeese *-* (20.93s)
    [Brusen] BADGE
    [Brusen] BUT
    [Brusen] *CRIES*
    [Destrategist] why you cryin
    [Induksiyon] gift por favor
    [Induksiyon] sorry

    Submitted by Spanflame - Comments (0)
  9. Rating: 1

    proud of myself.

    > [17:22] [EN] [Stuckerrs] I BECAME A UNCLE!
    < [17:22] [Stuckerrs] an*
    < [17:22] [Stuckerrs] gj
    < [17:22] [Stuckerrs] your sis/bro?
    > [17:23] [EN] [Stuckerrs] in one grammar nazi moment my mood was killed
    > [17:23] [EN] [Stuckerrs] gj
    < [17:23] [Stuckerrs] thx

    Submitted by +Goondad - Comments (0)
  10. Rating: 1

    [Strautinsh] jesus christ i sneeze too much
    [Burncool] Suree..
    [Strautinsh] i need 2 add you to the list of people who have trees stuck up their ass

    Submitted by Strautinsh - Comments (0)
  11. Rating: 1

    < [Katkatkatie] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evH2r5dOq5Q
    < [Katkatkatie] 2swag4me
    > [E2] [Katkatkatie] HAMMY WE FOUND THE NEW EMINEM
    < [Katkatkatie] IKR
    > [E2] [Katkatkatie] NO I MEAN BIG SEAN
    < [Katkatkatie] HE'S SO GANGSTER
    > [E2] [Katkatkatie] WHY SING ABOUT IDFWY WHEN U CAN SING ABOUT THE WATER CYCLE

    Submitted by Hammyish - Comments (0)
  12. Rating: 2

    • Etentional just connected.
    • [Monmonstah] Hi eten
    • [Etentional] hey
    • Etentional has disconnected.
    • [Monmonstah] ok..

    Submitted by Leonboss - Comments (0)
  13. Rating: 1

    < [Whitefoxpro] kkkkkk
    > [E2] [Whitefoxpro] kkk
    < [Whitefoxpro] will get you
    > [E2] [Whitefoxpro] no please
    < [Whitefoxpro] yes too late
    < [Whitefoxpro] they're in your door
    < [Whitefoxpro] run
    > [E2] [Whitefoxpro] o shit
    > [E2] [Whitefoxpro] runs
    < [Whitefoxpro] they catch you
    < [Whitefoxpro] they eat you
    > [E2] [Whitefoxpro] wow
    > [E2] [Whitefoxpro] ok

    Submitted by Hammyish - Comments (0)
  14. Rating: 1

    • [15:52] [Yiffermyscar] > [EN] [Theghostdany] you want cool sham colours?
    • [15:52] [Pinkemena] LMAO OMG HE ASKED ME THAT
    • [15:52] [Pinkemena] 2 DAYS AGO
    • [15:52] [Puffpapa] LMAOOOOO
    • [15:52] [Yiffermyscar] LMFAOOO WHO IS THAT
    • [15:52] [Puffpapa] HE ACTS LIKE ITS FUCKING WEED
    • [15:52] [Yiffermyscar] does rype still play
    • [15:52] [Pinkemena] no he just comes on to slam people with the banhammer randomly
    • [15:53] [Pinkemena] pst..h-hey...wanna buy some sham colors...
    • [15:53] [Yiffermyscar] I SAID "yes" AND HE SAID "okay itll be 15 green presents"
    • [15:53] [Pinkemena] LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    • [15:53] [Puffpapa] LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    Submitted by Puffpapa - Comments (0)
  15. Rating: 3

    • [17:06] [Ivintel] this game needs bras for the ladies

    Submitted by Rohanthebest - Comments (1)
  16. Rating: 1

    [Memoangel] HATE THIS GAME
    [Memoangel] FUCKING HELL
    [Toxigi] CALM YOURSELF
    [Memoangel] WAT DO U WANT!!!!!!!!
    [Luckymiltank] Please. Calm the calamity within your mammaries.

    Submitted by Pythonkeeper - Comments (0)
  17. Rating: 1

    [Danielqrt] fargot
    [Danielqrt] u fargot
    [Danielqrt] u are all fargots
    [Danielqrt] fargot jb

    Submitted by Leonboss - Comments (0)
  18. Rating: 1

    During a conversation about WWII:

    [Cheetakinz] I felt so ashamed when my teacher was like "and they used the Jew's skin for lampshades" and people cried and I just sat there thinking "Really? They couldn't figure out any other way to use them, they just used skin for lampshades. How un-creative can
    [Cheetakinz] people get?"
    [Cheetakinz] And then before I could tell myself that it was wrong, I made a list of things that they should have done

    Submitted by Loolcakes - Comments (0)
  19. Rating: 1

    • [22:16] [Unicornfluff] [Mintnothing] what the hell is a masterbate anyways
    • [22:16] [Jsttu] well, we know they're under 13

    Submitted by Rohanthebest - Comments (0)
  20. Rating: 3

    • [22:08] [Unicornfluff] the only dates i get are updates

    Submitted by Rohanthebest - Comments (0)
  21. Rating: 1

    [Iliketorapeu] I hate how people keep talking about sex...
    [Iliketorapeu] It's soooo annoying.
    [Carcalilly] B-but.
    [Carcalilly] Your username?
    [Iliketorapeu] .......
    [Iliketorapeu] ..
    [Iliketorapeu] 6th grade was tough, dude
    [Iliketorapeu] I am a changed man
    [Carcalilly] Better change your name too...

    Submitted by Carcalilly - Comments (0)
  22. Rating: 1

    [Mousepie] ... I remember in middleschool my friend threw my pinecone into the woods and we almost weren't friends anymore.
    [Mousepie] ........ LOL
    [Brandonsmod] LOL
    [Mousepie] I miss that pinecone to this day.
    [Brandonsmod] :'(
    [Mousepie] He tackled me for it though
    [Mousepie] HE LITERALLY PINNED ME AGAINST A WALL AND TACKLED ME, JUST TO STEAL MY PINECONE TO DESTROY IT.

    Submitted by Michiganrock - Comments (0)
  23. Rating: 1

    [14:57] [Cantfindkb] How is the sham a "useless sack of shit" when she saved 16 mice.
    [14:58] [Cantfindkb] I believe it's from the "raging noob" trait.

    Submitted by Puffpapa - Comments (0)
  24. Rating: 0

    > [EN] [Szamponuzdro] can you help me?
    > [EN] [Szamponuzdro] i need some answers
    < [Szamponuzdro] what can i do for ya
    > [EN] [Szamponuzdro] well, Im from Poland, so my english isnt perf, but I'm a hair-maniac and id like to know more about hair care in other country
    < [Szamponuzdro] uh........
    < [Szamponuzdro] no sorry
    > [EN] [Szamponuzdro] :(

    Submitted by Mowey - Comments (0)
  25. Rating: 1

    > [E2] [Tomassonic] mhm '-'
    > [E2] [Tomassonic] while u play tfm im banging a gurk
    < [Tomassonic] "whats a gurk"

    Submitted by Imzahzo - Comments (0)
  26. Rating: 2

    • [17:17] [Lilxmouse] how to hump
    • [17:17] [Lilxmouse] j

    Submitted by +Goondad - Comments (0)
  27. Rating: -1

    • Jessusmylove received the rank Big Clit Baby.

    Submitted by Jessusmylove - Comments (0)
  28. Rating: 1

    [Horands] www.osatinoob.madafcker.com.you mom .suck

    Submitted by Osati - Comments (0)
  29. Rating: 0

    [Aquaviolet] stop it idiots

    Submitted by Spinnando - Comments (0)
  30. Rating: 1

    [Cindynka] FUCK YOUR SNOWBALLS

    Submitted by Spinnando - Comments (0)