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  1. Rating: 1

    • [21:32] [Michxmouse] would you date kane if he was female
    • [21:33] [Animerulez] I thought Kane was female at first before, so yeha I guess
    • [21:33] [Bunnich] LOL
    • [21:33] [Animerulez] Too bad he's a dude
    • [21:33] [Michxmouse] aww dont be sad
    • [21:33] [Kairixnaruto] YAOI IS STILL OKAY
    • [21:33] [Michxmouse] you can always turn gay
    • [21:33] [Animerulez] Soz, Im not aroused
    • [21:34] [Animerulez] My D is aactually shrinking from it
    • [21:34] [Levanalucard] well, we could also change one of your genders through surgery
    • [21:34] [Animerulez] Staph, yo're making my D smaller
    • [21:34] [Levanalucard] it's not all that hard, really
    • [21:34] [Levanalucard] no pun intended

    Submitted by Michxmouse - Comments (0)
  2. Rating: 1

    [Neonlace] augh this juice tastes awful >:C
    [Hoshibutt] kill the jews
    [Hoshibutt] I MEAN JUICE
    [Hoshibutt] LOOL
    [Hoshibutt] DON'T KILL THE JEWS
    [Neonlace] I SPIT OUT RICE
    [Neonlace] THROUGH MY NOSTIRL
    [Neonlace] YOU AsshoLE
    [Hoshibutt] WHERE DID FUCKING JEWS COMES FROM
    [Hoshibutt] LOOL

    Submitted by Hoshibutt - Comments (0)
  3. Rating: 1

    Forever is really exist
    ~PH Server~

    Submitted by Viamarriane - Comments (0)
  4. Rating: 0

    • [14:37] [Paynees] its so cute when its flacid
    • [14:37] [Paynees] just a little wormy
    • [14:37] [Paynees] i would play with it and make it say "heil hitler"
    • [14:37] [Paynees] its so perfect cus the foreskin makes alittle mouth

    Submitted by Jammerys - Comments (0)
  5. Rating: 1

    [Hoshibutt] I JUST SAT DOWN AND MY CHAIR BROKE.
    [Musangel] WHY
    [Hoshibutt] YOU KNOW YO ASS IS FAT WHEN
    [Musangel] CHEAP CHAIR
    [Fenkaze] lol
    [Terroraiser] omg
    [Hoshibutt] IT IS A SHITTY SPINNY ONE FROM 20 YEARS AGO BUT STILL
    [Hoshibutt] JESUS SCARED THE HELL OUTTA ME
    [Musangel] did u fall
    [Hoshibutt] Sat down with a drink of milk and woosh
    [Musangel] oh
    [Musangel] did u spill it
    [Hoshibutt] ass is on the ground
    [Terroraiser] lol
    [Musangel] gG
    [Hoshibutt] no i put my drink on my desk first
    [Hoshibutt] then sat down
    [Musangel] oh

    Submitted by Hoshibutt - Comments (0)
  6. Rating: 1

    there pretty much nothing

    Submitted by Doctorhaxxxx - Comments (0)
  7. Rating: 1

    [Akiramae] SAY I IF YOU PLAY TRANSFORMICE
    [Wolfeclipse] wtf is transformice

    Submitted by Wolfeclipse - Comments (0)
  8. Rating: 1

    [Damadpoe] fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
    [Scootallloo] you you you you you you you you you you you you you

    Submitted by Scootallloo - Comments (0)
  9. Rating: 2

    (Ineksana as a milk carton, at a campfire)
    [Ineksana] remember, kids: even milk cartons know how to bbq

    Submitted by Ineksana - Comments (0)
  10. Rating: 1

    [Vodkadeer] you are tits good

    Submitted by Maggijanek - Comments (0)
  11. Rating: 2

    > [17:23] [e2] [Dewpetal] OMF EW
    > [17:23] [e2] [Dewpetal] I SENT THE WRONG THING TO ARTHUR
    < [17:23] [Dewpetal] don't you just hate it whe
    > [17:23] [e2] [Dewpetal] I sent him
    < [17:23] [Dewpetal] LOOL
    > [17:23] [e2] [Dewpetal] you want the d?
    > [17:23] [e2] [Dewpetal] xDD
    < [17:23] [Dewpetal] LMFAO

    Submitted by Huskyandwolf - Comments (1)
  12. Rating: 2

    [17:06] [Satantheanti] That's not even his account. His soulmate gave it to him
    [17:07] [Kloure] I'm fake -grabs boobs.- oh wait, i'm not.
    [17:07] [Satantheanti] LMFAO
    [17:07] [Swerpee] lool
    [17:07] [Alinanight] yw
    [17:07] [Kloure] the ball ruined my life
    [17:07] [Kloure] I'm going lesbian

    Submitted by Swerpee - Comments (0)
  13. Rating: 1

    • [Ellifer] FUCK U SPIDERSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    • [Ellifer] IT WQAS ON MY LEG
    • [Ellifer] I WAS WEARING THIN PANTS
    • [Ellifer] I HAVE NEVER TAKEN MY PANTS OFF SO FAST BEFORE
    • [Eliteshammy] oooh ;) jks
    • [Xadelle] hot

    Submitted by Xadelle - Comments (0)
  14. Rating: 1

    [11:10] [Charbutt] i want to suck amk's hi
    [11:11] [Amk] my hi wants to meet char's bye

    Submitted by Gontaslavik - Comments (0)
  15. Rating: 1

    > [23:08] [e2] [Marcuaaa] Shrek my ass pls

    Submitted by Aubderp - Comments (0)
  16. Rating: 4

    [Zerstar] i hope your mom sits on your lap and queefs on you cherry.

    Submitted by Zerstar - Comments (0)
  17. Rating: 2

    [Zerstar] do you want to stick your peepee in my bum
    [Pinpenski] ew
    [Cherrybloss] you dont have a ubm
    [Cherrybloss] bum
    [Zalluna] thats hot
    [Zerstar] racist
    [Growvee] I LOVE ANAL
    [Zerstar] what ahve i started
    [Myryerye] same tbh
    [Cherrybloss] LOL IKR

    Submitted by Zerstar - Comments (0)
  18. Rating: 1

    [Hoshibutt] Jesus, someone's negitive.
    [Klxgz] q
    [Neglsprostat] Sure, people that cries about death, should be executed
    [Detneglen] That's abit harsh don't u think?
    [Hoshibutt] Still. Jesus christ.
    No cheese for you! ^_^
    [Hoshibutt] That's a human being. Don't be so cruel :s
    [Neglsprostat] So if it was an animal it would be alright?
    [Hoshibutt] Did I say that?
    [Neglsprostat] Yes
    [Hoshibutt] Nope.
    [Neglsprostat] Read between the lines.
    [Hoshibutt] I said nothing about animals.
    [Zezitorw] Pora
    [Neglsprostat] Then why would you say "human being"
    [Hoshibutt] I think it's you who needs to read between the line. I didn't say anything about animals.
    [Hoshibutt] Cause the person playing the game is one????
    [Hoshibutt] What do you think they are. A elephant.

    Don't think this guys book goes all the way to the last page.

    Submitted by Hoshibutt - Comments (0)
  19. Rating: 1

    [Hoshibutt] like eating a slimy peach
    [Hoshibutt] no flavor
    [Lesexynugget] what kind of description is that, wtf
    [Hoshibutt] just like ur licking your own arm
    [Lesexynugget] wait wut
    [Hoshibutt] WELL THATS WHAT EATIN THE PUSS IS LIKE
    [Hoshibutt] EATING A WET SLIMY PEACH
    Thanks to Superaced, we gathered 16 cheese!
    Williaml is now your shaman, follow her!
    [Superaced] aw
    [Lesexynugget] WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
    [Lesexynugget] ARE YOU REAL
    [Hoshibutt] Then you get a nose full of pubes and geh
    [Hoshibutt] I AM REAL
    [Lesexynugget] what in the
    [Lesexynugget] no taste?
    [Lesexynugget] what so ever?
    [Hoshibutt] yeup nothing
    [Hoshibutt] what u expect it taste like? XD
    [Hoshibutt] cherrys
    [Loveymicegir] yes i got up!
    [Hoshibutt] hue
    [Lesexynugget] I HAVE NO IDEA
    [Hoshibutt] it depends on the vagina too
    [Hoshibutt] if its clean
    [Lesexynugget] but i expected it to taste like something, wtf
    [Hoshibutt] if its not
    [Hoshibutt] oh fucking nah
    [Lesexynugget] well, im not expecting to taste piss, thank you very much
    [Hoshibutt] i went down and came right back up
    [Lesexynugget] aww man
    Cheeeeeese *-* (93.56s)
    [Hoshibutt] tasted fucking rotten
    [Hoshibutt] like dirty eggs
    [Lesexynugget] what the
    [Lesexynugget] your friends don t shower, im sorry to inform you
    [Hoshibutt] she must wash her dirty vagina with another dirty vagina
    [Lesexynugget] o

    Submitted by Hoshibutt - Comments (0)
  20. Rating: 1

    [09:00] [Aubriene] THIS LAG I CANT EVEN BJ

    Submitted by Broncosfan - Comments (0)
  21. Rating: 3

    [Chexgod] wtf is bae?
    [Maggijanek] Booty Aliens Emoticons
    [Maggijanek] Beans Apples Elephants
    [Lapisblade] Bitches Always Eat
    [Maggijanek] Big Ass Ears
    [Lapisblade] Bobs Apple Electricstore
    [Maggijanek] watf xd

    Submitted by Maggijanek - Comments (0)
  22. Rating: 3

    [19:40] [Lilderpykit] GJGJGJG<33
    [19:40] [Orangelolly] GJGJGGJ<33333333
    [19:40] [Huskyandwolf] TYTYTYTY<33
    [19:40] [Huskyandwolf] TYTYTYYTY<33333
    [19:40] [Huskyandwolf] 333
    [19:40] [Lilderpykit] np<3
    [19:40] [Orangelolly] yw<3
    [19:40] [Huskyandwolf] k<3
    [19:40] [Lilderpykit] k<3
    [19:40] [Huskyandwolf] ok<3
    [19:40] [Orangelolly] k<3
    [19:40] [Huskyandwolf] k<3
    [19:40] [Huskyandwolf] ok<3

    Submitted by Huskyandwolf - Comments (0)
  23. Rating: 2

    [Uglyprick] IF ONLY SOMEONE DIDNT FUCKING KILL ME
    [Obsidine] Ugly, are you a 12 year old just learning how to use Capslock?
    [Havardr] SICK BURN
    [Havardr] fuckin rekt

    Submitted by Maggijanek - Comments (0)
  24. Rating: 1

    [Uglyprick] Suck my menstruating ovaries.

    Submitted by Maggijanek - Comments (0)
  25. Rating: 1

    [Omgimasuper] stop lets be friends
    [Freakazoids] are we not friends

    Submitted by Maggijanek - Comments (0)
  26. Rating: 2

    [Fuzzypomf] use the arrow ball to break the ice

    Submitted by Xdjennaxd - Comments (0)
  27. Rating: 2

    Child predator on the loose... Cryocore

    @Cryocore
    > [e2] [Cryocore] Heyy
    < [Cryocore] hey
    > [e2] [Cryocore] how are you
    < [Cryocore] im great thx, u?
    > [e2] [Cryocore] I'm good
    > [e2] [Cryocore] how old are you? c:
    < [Cryocore] 15
    < [Cryocore] u
    > [e2] [Cryocore] 16
    < [Cryocore] nice
    > [e2] [Cryocore] I was wondering
    > [e2] [Cryocore] maybe we could exchange nudes?
    < [Cryocore] nah im good
    > [e2] [Cryocore] oh ok
    > [e2] [Cryocore] can we at least meet irl and bang?
    < [Cryocore] no
    > [e2] [Cryocore] What why
    > [e2] [Cryocore] please?
    < [Cryocore] i dont wanna get arrested thx, bye

    Submitted by Iililliil - Comments (2)
  28. Rating: 0

    [Nazberry] f
    [Nazberry] luff it

    Submitted by Maggijanek - Comments (0)
  29. Rating: 0

    > [19:52] [en] [Shanleymallo] lmfao
    < [19:52] [Shanleymallo] you scary mom
    < [19:52] [Shanleymallo] :<
    > [19:52] [en] [Shanleymallo] lol i like scaring u
    Your last message is the same.
    < [19:52] [Shanleymallo] YOUR NOT MY MOMO
    < [19:52] [Shanleymallo] MOM*
    < [19:52] [Shanleymallo] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    > [19:52] [en] [Shanleymallo] no homo
    < [19:54] [Shanleymallo] EVIL
    < [19:54] [Shanleymallo] EVIL EVIL EVIL
    > [19:54] [en] [Shanleymallo] k
    < [19:54] [Shanleymallo] EVIL MAP
    < [19:55] [Shanleymallo] MOM*
    > [19:55] [en] [Shanleymallo] lololololol

    Creepy Mom Part 2~

    Submitted by Comeos - Comments (0)
  30. Rating: -1

    < [19:41] [Shanleymallo] I say dad into Evil dad, Now you evil mom
    < [19:43] [Shanleymallo] Evil mom <_<
    > [19:44] [en] [Shanleymallo] How was your dad evil? ^.^
    < [19:44] [Shanleymallo] he called me f*ck
    > [19:45] [en] [Shanleymallo] Haha... You thnk someone is already evil by that?
    > [19:45] [en] [Shanleymallo] I can do much more things to you, son.. 0:)
    < [19:45] [Shanleymallo] :<
    < [19:45] [Shanleymallo] Still evil
    > [19:46] [en] [Shanleymallo] :)
    < [19:46] [Shanleymallo] :O
    < [19:46] [Shanleymallo] EVIL
    > [19:46] [en] [Shanleymallo] I could kidnap you and never take you back.
    < [19:46] [Shanleymallo] wait what
    < [19:46] [Shanleymallo] what kind of map are ya
    < [19:46] [Shanleymallo] mom*
    > [19:47] [en] [Shanleymallo] Making me, your real mother
    > [19:47] [en] [Shanleymallo] Forever. :)
    < [19:47] [Shanleymallo] YOUR CREEPING ME OU
    < [19:47] [Shanleymallo] STAPH
    > [19:48] [en] [Shanleymallo] I could do that..
    > [19:48] [en] [Shanleymallo] But i'm kind enough not to.
    < [19:48] [Shanleymallo] :<
    > [19:49] [en] [Shanleymallo] Haha xD it's really funny scaring you
    > [19:49] [en] [Shanleymallo] Cmere son *le hugs you* xDD
    < [19:50] [Shanleymallo] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    > [19:50] [en] [Shanleymallo] wat
    < [19:50] [Shanleymallo] COULD YOU STOP TALKING LIKE THAT?!
    > [19:50] [en] [Shanleymallo] OMFG WHA
    > [19:50] [en] [Shanleymallo] WHAT AM I TAKIN LIKE
    > [19:50] [en] [Shanleymallo] TALKIN*
    < [19:50] [Shanleymallo] CREEPY.
    > [19:50] [en] [Shanleymallo] BUT THATS HOW I TALK
    < [19:50] [Shanleymallo] NO
    < [19:50] [Shanleymallo] YOU ARE NOT MY MOM
    > [19:51] [en] [Shanleymallo] hory shet
    > [19:51] [en] [Shanleymallo] ;;
    < [19:51] [Shanleymallo] you are
    < [19:51] [Shanleymallo] :<
    < [19:51] [Shanleymallo] Who are you
    > [19:51] [en] [Shanleymallo] ur mum
    < [19:51] [Shanleymallo] no
    > [19:52] [en] [Shanleymallo] lmfao
    < [19:52] [Shanleymallo] you scary mom
    < [19:52] [Shanleymallo] :<
    > [19:52] [en] [Shanleymallo] lol i like scaring u
    Your last message is the same.
    < [19:52] [Shanleymallo] YOUR NOT MY MOMO
    < [19:52] [Shanleymallo] MOM*
    < [19:52] [Shanleymallo] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    > [19:52] [en] [Shanleymallo] no homo

    Submitted by Comeos - Comments (1)