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  1. Rating: -1

    [Waddles77797] and i want to eat hillary clintons ass

    Submitted by Jiggspuff - Comments (0)
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    [Littlefanq] my talents: i can drink an entire bottle of chlorox and not cry

    Submitted by Jiggspuff - Comments (0)
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    [Janejane15] looking for high level boy that is cute and got cute name say ME if yes

    Submitted by Akoolchicano - Comments (0)
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    > [e2] [Johncenakat] feed me
    < [Johncenakat] you have soci for that
    > [e2] [Johncenakat] wow what is soci gonna give me
    < [Johncenakat] sex
    > [e2] [Johncenakat] wow thats not enough to satisfy my hunger

    Submitted by Akoolchicano - Comments (0)
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    [Gowzie] have severe diaper rash forgot to change for 3 days

    Submitted by Jessusmylove - Comments (0)
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    [20:21] [Dawnsdream] Cheesyummia, there is a big difference between placing someone on the ignore list, votebanning them, and reporting them to the mods.
    Cheeeeeese *-* (26.62s)
    [20:22] [Dawnsdream] Ignore list is simply when the offending party has been placed on your own individual ignore list so you cannot see the garbage they write.
    [20:22] [Crayolapen] the only garbage being written in this chat is by you?

    Submitted by Sirspoon - Comments (0)
  8. Rating: -1

    • [20:55] Ivysilver has disconnected.
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    • [20:57] [Mordja] ivysilver, are you ok
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    • [20:58] [Mordja] i'd take that as a probable no
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    • [20:58] [Mordja] please don't die
    • [20:58] [Ivysilver] hELP
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    • [20:59] [Mordja] H0W CAN WE HELPS
    • [20:59] [Ivysilver] OH MY GOD
    • [20:59] Ivysilver has disconnected.
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    • [20:59] [Ivysilver] i think im ok now
    • [21:00] [Mordja] are you sure
    • [21:00] [Ivysilver] probably not
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    • [21:00] [Mordja] rip ivy
    • [21:01] [Ivysilver] jFc
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    Submitted by Mordja - Comments (0)
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    [Zuipazaipa] > [20:52] [e2] [Spunkypocky] just wanted 2 let u no u suk as a person & should go die asap. make the world happier place :P since ur a shitty person n all that later loser

    Submitted by Anomunus - Comments (0)
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    • [23:13] [Zmithyboy] bend over
    • [23:13] [Zmithyboy] right fucking nopw
    • [23:13] [Lollixoxo] im not gay
    • [23:13] [Zmithyboy] ,
    • [23:13] [Zmithyboy] i wish i never said that
    • [23:13] [Lollixoxo] LOOOOOOOOOOOL
    • [23:13] [Zmithyboy] about the bent = gay

    Submitted by Lollixoxo - Comments (0)
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    [Miceyford] i am blind
    [Miceyford] why they do thi
    [Miceyford] i dont skip leg day why i cant jump higher

    Submitted by Sluttyprince - Comments (0)
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    [Cookisscream] you guys are too quiet let me start some talking
    [Cookisscream] i have saggy nipples

    Submitted by Sluttyprince - Comments (0)
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    [20:00] [Zmithyboy] her finger slipped
    [20:00] [Zmithyboy] like my fingers going to slip into her

    Submitted by Lollixoxo - Comments (0)
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    [15:13] [Rainbowbooty] my title is
    [15:13] [Rainbowbooty] little pixie
    [15:13] [Rainbowbooty] get it
    [15:13] [Rainbowbooty] pixie
    [15:13] [Rainbowbooty] close to fairy
    [15:13] [Rainbowbooty] fairy bc im Fucking Gay

    Submitted by Pinpenski - Comments (0)
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    [12:09] [Trudiebroo] I find chem easy usually but the exam betrayed me
    [12:10] [Eruadzche1] you guys are giving me ptsd from highschool

    Submitted by Maggijanek - Comments (0)
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    • [16:21] [Baconwitswag] My brother likes lemons in his anus apparently

    Submitted by Brightpool - Comments (0)
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    [Rmegars] *looks at HGS* Who's Umino?
    [Megazan] umino from sailor moon
    [Megazan] his glasses
    [Megazan] are my religion
    [Rmegars] oh
    [Megazan] (please don't post that on the cafe)
    [Rmegars] I'M POSTING IT-Nah, jk
    [Megazan] PLS DONT.
    [Rmegars] *SLOWLY COPIES*
    [Megazan] NOOOO

    Submitted by Rainyiscool - Comments (0)
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    [Mayflowerz] rainy get off of cafe, too much is bad for you
    [Rainyiscool] NO,,
    No cheese for you! ^_^
    Thanks to Mayflowerz, we gathered 0 cheese!
    You're the shaman! Help your disciples to get the cheese!
    [Mayflowerz] open your eyes
    No cheese for you! ^_^

    Submitted by Rainyiscool - Comments (0)
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    • Episilon just connected.
    • [Akoolchicano] hi epis
    • [Episilon] hi epis
    • [Episilon] o
    • [Episilon] akool lmao
    • [Akoolchicano] cool greeting yourself
    • [Episilon] I was watching tv while typing and i saw you say my name
    • [Episilon] stfu LOL

    Submitted by Akoolchicano - Comments (0)
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    [03:00] [e2] [Cindythehusk] ftw ur dad but u act like ur happy---
    [03:00] [e2] [Cindythehusk] SAD***

    Submitted by Sirspoon - Comments (0)
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    • [23:04] [Blissypooh] going to kms
    • [23:04] [Sirspoon] y
    • [23:05] [Blissypooh] bc im bored and its something 2 do
    • [23:06] [Sirspoon] u can do me ;3

    Submitted by Blissypooh - Comments (0)
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    [~Moderator] Savagepepe was banned for 168 hour(s). Reason: Racism
    [14:18] [•] Savagepepe has been banned. Karma +1 (21)
    [14:19] [Pigsvsrabbit] how many days is that?
    • [Moderation] 7 days

    Submitted by Lollixoxo - Comments (1)
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    • [19:35] [Omgcupcakes] F is for friends who roast all the hoes u is for u got reeeekkktttt n is for no hoes get left unroasted DOWN HERE IN THE CUPCAKE NATIOOOONNN

    Submitted by Ambercrystal - Comments (0)
  24. Rating: 3

    • [Piggyback] imma fap to these pixels
    • [Akoolchicano] is that why your v is 8 bits only
    • [Piggyback] FUCK YOU
    • [Akoolchicano] LOOOOOOL REKT
    • [Itsflamedude] LOL

    Submitted by Akoolchicano - Comments (0)
  25. Rating: 2

    23:31] [Onkei] i bring water cus its the healthiest
    [23:32] [Onkei] i dont bring food or anything else
    [23:32] [Decket] oright u a health hoe
    [23:32] [Onkei] because i know my stomach is going to fail me
    [23:32] [Decket] still piggey the lil sugar in the juice gon give u energy
    [23:32] [Onkei] WHICH IS WHAT HAPPENED DURING MY FIRST ART DRAWING EXAM
    [23:32] [Decket] akdhskdas
    [23:32] [Decket] aww
    [23:32] [Onkei] during the second art exam day
    [23:32] [Onkei] i was smart enough not to bring any money
    [23:33] [Onkei] so i cant buy anything to eat
    [23:33] [Onkei] UNTIL MY FRIEND SUDDENLY GOES TO SUBWAY AND BRINGS IT TO SCHOOL
    [23:33] [Onkei] FRIGGIN FOOTLONG SUB AND HE EXPECTS IT TO EAT IT HIMSELF
    [23:33] [Onkei] i felt like helpin a bro out
    [23:33] [Onkei] so i ate half of it
    [23:33] [Onkei] for free

    Submitted by Onkei - Comments (0)
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    [13:21] [Adrionian] ur
    [13:21] [Adrionian] one hell of a burd
    [13:21] [Superer3] .
    [13:21] [Adrionian] tu dum tss
    [13:21] [Hellburd] xD

    Submitted by Brightpool - Comments (0)
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    Vusiii, 27m, (-1 2 +1)

    a girl who has been hurt once is never the same again

    Submitted by Fashionkid - Comments (0)
  28. Rating: 2

    [Teayr] [20:13] [•] 239 someone tell me what this means pls
    [Lilnekocake] that means ur ping is shit
    [Sparklzlover] thats your ping
    [Torythemouse] thats your ping
    [Fifogold] die Chez oe ban
    [Sparklzlover] the lower, the better
    [Teayr] oh okay ty
    [Herozed] thats how dank ur memes r on the dankometer

    Submitted by Kayteboo - Comments (0)
  29. Rating: 3

    [17:48] [Virtualspark] dogs are humans ancestors
    [17:48] [Leterminal] no
    [17:49] [Virtualspark] why does ur mum bend on all 4s when i see her then

    Submitted by Sirspoon - Comments (0)
  30. Rating: 3

    [~Moderator] Jazluvsjulia can not speak for 0 hours. Reason: Considering that you just got unmuted for your language earlier, please actually be nice. (
    [18:24] [Jazluvsjulia] I AM NICE BITCH)
    *5 min later*
    [~Moderator] Jazluvsjulia can not speak for 1 hours. Reason: 3 Inappropriate language, this is your third sanction for this today.

    Submitted by Xapelsinen - Comments (0)