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    > [e2] [Weekays] i can feel my period coming out
    [Boardwalks] THEY'RE COMING

    Submitted by Sluttyprince - Comments (0)
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    [Thehonduran] :) ahh no one is cursing :D
    [Weekays] fuck
    [Memekinn] shit

    Submitted by Sluttyprince - Comments (0)
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    [Memekinn] I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it.
    [Memekinn] I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender.
    [Memekinn] I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate.
    [Memekinn] Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go.
    [Memekinn] After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that.
    [Memekinn] Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of
    [Memekinn] a thimble at distances up to 4 feet.
    [Memekinn] You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird.
    [Memekinn] This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences.
    [Memekinn] I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling,
    [Memekinn] seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city.
    [Memekinn] Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me.

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    • [Boardwalks] [21:01] [•] You have played for depressing days, depressing hours, depressing minutes and depressing seconds.

    Submitted by Iililliil - Comments (0)
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    [20:36] [Renegadefire] The mouse ran up the clock
    [20:36] [Skarletwingz] To fetch a pail of water

    Submitted by Sirspoon - Comments (0)
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    [Peachgutz] ilovenaomi and me are pile sisters we give each other pile treatment enemas with our arms locked 2gether

    Submitted by Ilovenaomi - Comments (0)
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    > [e2] [Ooinfinity] k pce im getting off
    > [e2] [Ooinfinity] cause i have a life rn

    Submitted by Minifizziliz - Comments (0)
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    [Prostickman] I thought you said you're eating schlong
    [Sharkguest] whats that
    [Prostickman] LOL -secretly laughs-

    Submitted by Ilovenaomi - Comments (0)
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    [~Moderator] You can not talk for 3 hours. Reason: Inappropriate language, this is your third sanction for this today (overriding previous sanction because typo)

    Submitted by Jazluvsjulia - Comments (1)
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    [~Moderator] You can not talk for 1 hours. Reason: Considering that you just got unmuted for your language earlier, please actually be nice. (
    [18:24] [Jazluvsjulia] I AM NICE BITCH)

    fuck you xapelsinen

    Submitted by Jazluvsjulia - Comments (0)
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    @Actuallycn
    > [en] [Actuallycn] shh ;)
    < [Actuallycn] who are u?
    > [en] [Actuallycn] you know
    > [Actuallycn] Disconnected player

    Submitted by Seza - Comments (0)
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    [Ilovenaomi] i wanna stand with u on a mountain.. i wanna bathe with u in the sea
    [Shadeh] i hope you drown

    Submitted by Ilovenaomi - Comments (0)
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    [Bugritopro] Kabile : GEL YAN BASA BASA KOYSUN SANA TSUBASA
    [Direngilraen] Yeah come to side press press tsubasa will fuck your ass
    [Direngilraen] HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    [Direngilraen] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    [Mandh] ASD:G:DF

    Submitted by Direngilraen - Comments (0)
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    [Luchreimse] I feel like I'm watching a senior citizen try to use the internet

    Submitted by Kayteboo - Comments (0)
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    [Memekinn] AAAAAAAAAAH!!!
    [Memekinn] Every FUCKING day with these STUPID fucking MEMES! I've had it up to HERE with stupid fucking memes! You guys make me want to KILL MYSELF!
    [Memekinn] Is that what you fucking want? For me to fucking KILL MYSELF and write on my suicide note "Cause of suicide: Couldn't handle all of the stupid fucking memes, killed myself"?
    [Memekinn] Because that's what it might as well fucking say!
    [Memekinn] You guys are literally, L I T E R A L L Y incapable of having even the SIMPLEST of fucking discussion without
    [Memekinn] "MEME THIS, MEME THAT, PROBABLY TYLO BE CHILLIN, HERE'S A PIC OF HUMBLE CANNONS BY AARON ELLIS, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EBIN AMIRITE?"
    [Memekinn] Fucking STOP IT you pathetic fucking F******, you are such fucking c***** that I cannot even fathom how you fucking scumbags live your dumb lives.
    [Memekinn] Don't you have a job to get to, schoolwork to finish or a family to attend to?
    [Memekinn] Do you literally do ANYTHING productive with your lives other than post stupid fucking memes on the music section of a god damn anime imageboard?
    [Memekinn] You fucking people make me sick and you're damn lucky I don't have any of your fucking addresses you fucking pieces of shits. I'd spit in your faces.

    Submitted by Sluttyprince - Comments (0)
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    [God] i slay at math and actually everything since i created math
    [Xxinfxnityxx] o
    [Animaldude] OMG ONLY 44 MICE?
    [Kayteboo] Oh my God
    [Xxinfxnityxx] geometry this year has been hell in my opinion
    [God] oh my kayteboo

    Submitted by Kayteboo - Comments (0)
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    [Nindelel] your hairline brings us back to slavery

    Submitted by Cashby - Comments (0)
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    [Peachgutz] revive my ass wit ur mouth
    [Asvippro1] who?
    [Peachgutz] u
    [Asvippro1] .

    Submitted by Jessusmylove - Comments (0)
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    [Ilovenaomi] honestly good i only want good looking ppl to breed
    [Mewly] So you want to adopt?
    [Ilovenaomi] ohhhhhhhhhh hell no mewly
    [Ilovenaomi] u got me good

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    • [00:14] [Glaceonwhite] wow that was like prac and the phone oml IM ON A ROLL TODAY
    • [00:14] [Flamepuppy] ''roll''
    • [00:14] [Flamepuppy] stfu
    • [00:14] [Glaceonwhite] :(
    • [00:14] [Flamepuppy] thats my trigger word
    • [00:14] [Glaceonwhite] smacks u
    • [00:14] [Flamepuppy] fat
    • [00:14] [Xswaggchickx] LOL
    • [00:14] [Xswaggchickx] glace got more rolls than a french bakery
    • [00:15] [Glaceonwhite] bye
    • [00:15] [Flamepuppy] LOL
    • [00:15] [Xswaggchickx] its ok, i love my women huskey af <3
    • [00:15] [Flamepuppy] i dont
    • [00:15] [Glaceonwhite] got more chickens then a chicken farm tho
    • [00:15] [Xswaggchickx] LOL u dont love women period
    • [00:15] [Flamepuppy] bitch be looking like a bison
    • [00:15] [Glaceonwhite] BYE..
    • [00:15] [Xswaggchickx] LMAO
    • [00:15] [Xswaggchickx] bison tiller
    • [00:15] [Flamepuppy] LOL
    • [00:15] [Glaceonwhite] B Y E
    • [00:15] [Xswaggchickx] i cant breathe
    • [00:15] [Flamepuppy] DONT
    • [00:15] [Glaceonwhite] don't breathe?
    • [00:16] [Xswaggchickx] oh

    Submitted by Xswaggchickx - Comments (0)
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    [15:42] [Blurryprince] i fricked up
    [15:42] [Nebelwolfi] fucked *
    [15:43] [Blurryprince] no, i FRICKed up. there are children here u naughty mouse
    [15:43] [Alisma] lol
    [15:43] [Alisma] think of the children
    [15:43] [Nebelwolfi] im gonna fuck those children
    [15:43] [Alisma] kinky
    [15:43] [Alisma] :c
    [15:43] [Blurryprince] might i suggest something
    [15:43] [Nebelwolfi] ?
    [15:44] [Blurryprince] how about. you dont
    Micearecoo is now your shaman, follow her!
    [15:44] [Nebelwolfi] why not?
    [15:44] [Blurryprince] you gotta kill them first

    Submitted by Nebelwolfi - Comments (0)
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    [21:42] [Fishbon3] OMG
    [21:42] [Fishbon3] SHAM
    [21:42] [Xnightwolfsz] I'm trading stfu
    [21:42] [Fishbon3] DO SOMTHING
    [21:42] [Xnightwolfsz] Do ur mom, yea
    [21:42] [Fishbon3] AHHHGG
    [21:43] [Fishbon3] LOL IM ADOPTED
    No cheese for you! ^_^
    [21:43] [Xnightwolfsz] And idc

    Submitted by Smallpup - Comments (0)