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  1. Rating: 0

    [Xprogenitus] hic ur so fat
    [Xprogenitus] Im only like 100 pounds
    [Xprogenitus] if that
    [Hictorc] I'm 120.
    [Johnlantern] are you really prog
    [Xprogenitus] yes im tiny
    [Johnlantern] does this really make me the heaviest person here?
    [Hictorc] yes. fatass
    [Xprogenitus] John so FAT
    [Johnlantern] That's honestly a first
    [Xprogenitus] how tall are you john
    [Johnlantern] i'm like 130-135 depending on the day
    [Johnlantern] i'm 5'6''
    [Hictorc] height!?
    [Hictorc] oh, yeah you're fat.
    [Hictorc] I'm 5'8
    [Johnlantern] LMFAO
    [Xprogenitus] john so fat
    [Johnlantern] I'm normal
    [Xprogenitus] Im 5'3
    [Hictorc] shrimp
    [Xprogenitus] Im tiny ik
    [Johnlantern] hict you must literally be bone
    [Johnlantern] prog you're fine though
    [Hictorc] If only prog wasn't lesbian.
    [Xprogenitus] that weight is entirely in my thighs
    [Xprogenitus] sry to disappoint hic

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  2. Rating: 1

    [Hictorc] Anything can turn on prog, even a flip of the switch.
    [Xprogenitus] You're not wrong
    [Xprogenitus] I am a freak
    [Hictorc] Are you a freak in the sheets, or a freak on the streets?
    [Xprogenitus] freak on the street bitch in the sheets
    [Hictorc] May i visit you one day?
    [Xprogenitus] no
    [Hictorc] no = yes.
    [Johnlantern] LMFAO HICT GETTING HARDCORE REJECTED

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  3. Rating: 1

    • Xprogenitus just connected.
    • [Hictorc] wb sexy
    • [Xprogenitus] thats weird dont call me that
    • [Johnlantern] hict flriting <<<<<<<
    • [Johnlantern] LMFAO
    • [Partyfool] can i call u sexy
    • [Xprogenitus] yes
    • [Hictorc] we've been flirting for like the past month
    • [Partyfool] wb sexy
    • [Xprogenitus] thanks xoxo

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  4. Rating: 1

    • [Johnlantern] hict let's critique each other's dick pics
    • [Xprogenitus] Hi noeds
    • [Johnlantern] lets whisper them to each other
    • [Noedles] hai prog
    • [Hictorc] loading it hold on
    • [Jammerpie] hic looks up: hugedicpics.com
    • [Hictorc] here's a dick pic
    • [Hictorc] http://tinypic.com/r/rk6ixt/9
    • [Jammerpie] tiny pic lmao
    • [Johnlantern] LMFAOOO
    • [Johnlantern] I'm SOBBING I'M SAVING THAT
    • [Johnlantern] JUST FOR THE TINY PIC PART

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    • [Johnlantern] megy is trying to get me to say her flag ass is hot :(
    • [Johnlantern] guys how do i respond?
    • [Hictorc] I'd say it if she ws 18
    • [Jammerpie] megy get old
    • [Megysuny] wtf
    • [Jellybbz] u dont
    • [Johnlantern] MY FUCKING SIDES QUOTING FOREVER

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  6. Rating: 1

    • [Spinnando] One day I'll wear all of my Sonic merch together and that will be the day I upload a selfie

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  7. Rating: 1

    • [Johnlantern] Would you rather have your cock sucked by a man or suck a cock?
    • [Johnlantern] These are the questions my brother asks me
    • [Johnlantern] you have to choose one of those two
    • [Meathouse] odd question, but with the first one you can at least pretend

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  8. Rating: 1

    [Hictorc] I love My Little Pony FiM, i'm not exactly that guy to go out to conventions and buy products. haha
    [Felliiii] FiM?
    [Felliiii] oh nvm got it as i typed it
    [Hictorc] Friendship is Magic.
    [Johnlantern] crying

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  9. Rating: -2

    • Hictorc just connected.
    • Klungmeister has disconnected.
    • [Cmariexox] hey hic
    • [Hictorc] hello!
    • [Johnlantern] hi HICT
    • [Hictorc] hey JOHN
    • [Whiskerrs] hi hic!
    • [Hictorc] Hi Whisk!
    • [Hictorc] Oh John, sorry to say, but I got too desperate and joined Tinder.
    • [Haruhitastic] omg
    • [Hictorc] hi haru! .o/
    • [Haruhitastic] hi!
    • [Johnlantern] that's my boy

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  10. Rating: -1

    • Magoorkut has joined the tribe.
    • [Coomecoom] GOOR <33333333333333333
    • [Meathouse] ok yeah it appeared there
    • [Meeratt] yay
    • [Spinnando] Sexy art or
    • [Sunship] I'm vomiting
    • [Johnlantern] Rank it house
    • [Spinnando] WELCOME TO TRIBO
    • Magoorkut received the rank Tribe Mascot.
    • Magoorkut has disconnected.
    • [Sunship] 3rd world internet
    • [Johnlantern] LMFAOOO
    • [Sunship] kick it

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  11. Rating: -2

    • Magoorkut has joined the tribe.
    • [Coomecoom] GOOR <33333333333333333
    • [Meathouse] ok yeah it appeared there
    • [Meeratt] yay
    • [Spinnando] Sexy art or
    • [Sunship] I'm vomiting
    • [Johnlantern] Rank it house
    • [Spinnando] WELCOME TO TRIBO
    • Magoorkut received the rank Tribe Mascot.

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  12. Rating: 1

    [Irishcow] lee take a picture of the solar panels and send them to me
    [Coomecoom] tyty
    [Coomecoom] im learning
    [Excretion] no
    [Boobsmcjagar] lol
    [Irishcow] fuck u fucking bitch ass fker

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  13. Rating: 2

    • [Whiskerrs] omg i afk'ed 10 minutes and missed 84 tribe messages
    • [Cmariexox] all about you
    • [Johnlantern] Hi whiskerrs we were just talking about you
    • [Whiskerrs] :O
    • [Hictorc] told you she was alive.
    • [Meeratt] hic wanted to touch your chest or something ???
    • [Johnlantern] we weren't sure if you were afk, murdered, or off doing a two finger jousting match betwen your legs
    • [Cmariexox] LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
    • [Hictorc] hahah
    • [Whiskerrs] wow john
    • [Hictorc] so, answer the question.
    • [Cmariexox] im laughing so hard
    • [Whiskerrs] i was cleaning my kitchen :P
    • [Hictorc] sounds dirty to me.
    • [Johnlantern] ew hict
    • [Whiskerrs] you're into some kinky stuff then
    • [Coomecoom] like srsly come clean it
    • [Hictorc] what? the kitchen is dirty.
    • [Hictorc] she went to clean it.
    • [Irishcow] then got distracted by the shiny metal spoon that reminded her of a phallus and stuck it in her vagina
    • [Johnlantern] Marie ily
    • [Cmariexox] john ily
    • [Johnlantern] IRISHCOW LMAO
    • [Cmariexox] omg LMAO
    • [Irishcow] coome was shying away from a sexual story, and I wanted to continue it
    • [Johnlantern] • Whiskerrs has left the tribe
    • [Coomecoom] add it to the novel
    • [Whiskerrs] this is sexual harassment!
    • [Johnlantern] I'm gonna quote that just so we can remember it always

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  14. Rating: 2

    • [Neonpenguin] you havent kissed anyone, hic?
    • Jacobmood has disconnected.
    • [Hictorc] no.. :c
    • [Spinnando] I'll kiss you if you buy me some fish n chips
    • [Neonpenguin] man
    • [Neonpenguin] fish and chips are shit
    • [Spinnando] RUDE
    • [Hictorc] even if i did, you wouldn't travel all the way from where you are to here to do so.
    • [Neonpenguin] burger and fries.
    • [Neonpenguin] mmmm
    • [Hictorc] i can't afford to go anywhere
    • [Neonpenguin] ^
    • [Bogkitty] I like fish
    • [Johnnyhobo] i'd take the fish n chips
    • [Johnlantern] Who doesn't want to kiss spin?
    • [Johnnyhobo] i'd give her a firm handshake
    • [Bogkitty] can I have some fish now?
    • [Hictorc] as long as i get the kiss before the fish n chips

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  15. Rating: 2

    • [Hictorc] at this point, i wouldn't mind being raped by a woman.
    • [Spinnando] LMFAO
    • [Hictorc] I'm joking, i'm not that desperate
    • [Neonpenguin] woah
    • [Neonpenguin] careful with your words?
    • [Jacobmood] omg
    • [Johnlantern] i'm SOBBING
    • [Hictorc] though, i do would like to have my first kiss... HA
    • [Whiskerrs] that's not what rape is, and it's not funny :P
    • [Hictorc] HAHA T-T
    • [Johnlantern] i am SOBBING BEYOND BELIEF

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  16. Rating: 2

    • [Hictorc] at this point, i wouldn't mind being raped by a woman.

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  17. Rating: 2

    • [Johnnyhobo] another saturday night and i'm looking up owl sex videos on the internet

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  18. Rating: 3

    • [17:11] [Hictorc] i have the bff circle, the ff circle, the f circle, and those.
    • [17:11] [Neonpenguin] ff?
    • [17:11] [Neonpenguin] those?
    • [17:11] [Hictorc] friends forever
    • [17:11] [Hictorc] not best friends
    • [17:11] [Neonpenguin] oh right
    • [17:11] [Johnlantern] i have a dtf circle

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  19. Rating: 1

    [16:56] [Johnlantern] magoorkut are you okay?
    [16:56] [Sunship] why are you trolling the young fella?
    [16:56] [Magoorkut] No, I'm crying aki, my dream has always been part of the tribe: the furry revolution, but I was rejected by vote

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  20. Rating: 1

    • [Hictorc] I have my own date tyvm.
    • [Johnlantern] hict who are you dating
    • [Hictorc] no one.
    • [Hictorc] yet.
    • [Johnlantern] who are the prospects
    • [Johnlantern] let me help you
    • [Hictorc] my best friend.
    • [Hictorc] girl.
    • [Coomecoom] i love how u had to specify the gender
    • [Johnlantern] best friend?
    • [Johnlantern] okay
    • [Hictorc] most people who say best friend always assume same sex and i don't want people to pull the gay card here.
    • [Johnlantern] how long has this friend status been going on
    • [Coomecoom] pshh
    • [Hictorc] 9 months.
    • [Neonpenguin] lmao ikr coom "• [Coomecoom] i love how u had to specify the gender"
    • [Johnlantern] hict you could have had a baby with her already
    • [Hictorc] Not yet. though idk if I want to, or not, jsut because i don't want to ruin the friendship.
    • [Whiskerrs] wow you move fast john

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  21. Rating: 4

    • [Hictorc] I figured life successess on getting all the ladies, get first on all mario kart modes in all mario games!
    • [Meeratt] its true
    • [Johnlantern] LOL
    • [Johnlantern] i love you hict
    • [Hictorc] Why..?
    • [Johnlantern] what a honorable goal
    • [Hictorc] I have all 1st places in 200cc in MK8

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  22. Rating: 1

    • [Hictorc] I figured life successess on getting all the ladies, get first on all mario kart modes in all mario games!
    • [Meeratt] its true
    • [Johnlantern] LOL
    • [Johnlantern] i love you hict
    • [Hictorc] Why..?
    • [Johnlantern] what a honorable goal

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  23. Rating: 1

    • [Epilepsy] personally you should be thinking about marriage until you're farther along in life
    • [Hictorc] I know... I'm not thinking about marriage, that's just my idea, no sex until marriage. Right now, i'm focusing on school.
    • [Johnlantern] I think he's got it right epi
    • [Hictorc] I'm getting closer to my goal each day, i'm already going to begin studying meteorites.
    • [Epilepsy] then if you think of it that way you shouldnt be complaining about your various woman troubles

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  24. Rating: 3

    • [Hictorc] I'd go to that Spring Break just to make out with women! I'll stay away from the sex and the drugs, maybe a drink here and there.

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  25. Rating: 9

    • [Hictorc] The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"
    • [Seaoats] night!
    • Seaoats has disconnected.

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  26. Rating: 2

    • [Hictorc] not gay John. Well no that's a lie, i do like someone, but I highly doubt it will go anywhere, and I shouldn't be thinking about it though.

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  27. Rating: -2

    • [Hictorc] I'm not a sexual kind of person. Nor do i want to be.

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  28. Rating: 1

    [Epilepsy] a match made in...
    [Epilepsy] transformice
    [Johnlantern] Okay good we're still otp
    [Johnlantern] jomn
    [Automn] tfm is a dating website right?
    [Epilepsy] yaa
    [Epilepsy] except hector is an unlucky ducky
    [Johnlantern] LMFAO
    [Automn] omg

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  29. Rating: 1

    • [Hictorc] Marriage isn't a pointless piece of paper, it's a bond knowing you love someone and would spend the rest of your life with. I beleive there is such a person for me out there.

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  30. Rating: 2

    • [Hictorc] I'll stay a virgin until marriage John. When i get married, hopefully in 5-10 years, ill let you know.
    • [Hictorc] OH okay nvm.
    • [Ilovevenny] did you change your mind
    • [Johnlantern] that's looking far ahead hict
    • [Hictorc] I know, i first need a gf, and as of late, i'm glad i didn't give up on that one girl.

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