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  1. Rating: 3

    [00:14] [Chewyllama] oops
    [00:14] [Chewyllama] sorry my dog wanted to play
    [00:15] [Chewyllama] he is very important
    [00:15] [Mordja] not as important as darth vader
    [00:15] [Chewyllama] its time to stop
    [00:15] [Mordja] the galaxy doesn't need any more turmoil
    [00:15] [Chewyllama] SO TP

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  2. Rating: 1

    [14:23] [Uglycasanova] that plank bitch slapped me to the moon
    [14:23] [Mikiseja] send me a postcard

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  3. Rating: -1

    • [20:55] Ivysilver has disconnected.
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    • [20:57] [Mordja] ivysilver, are you ok
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    • [20:58] [Mordja] i'd take that as a probable no
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    • [20:58] [Mordja] please don't die
    • [20:58] [Ivysilver] hELP
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    • [20:59] [Mordja] H0W CAN WE HELPS
    • [20:59] [Ivysilver] OH MY GOD
    • [20:59] Ivysilver has disconnected.
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    • [20:59] [Ivysilver] i think im ok now
    • [21:00] [Mordja] are you sure
    • [21:00] [Ivysilver] probably not
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    • [21:00] [Mordja] rip ivy
    • [21:01] [Ivysilver] jFc
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  4. Rating: 4

    [18:38] [Brennabear8] EGG
    [18:38] [Spinnando] EGG
    [18:38] [Frozenjord] EGG
    [18:38] [Spindle] EGG
    [18:38] [Mordja] EGG
    [18:38] [Spinnando] EGG
    [18:38] [Frozenjord] EGG
    [18:38] [Spindle] EGG
    [18:38] [Spinnando] EGG
    [18:38] [Mordja] EGG
    [18:38] [Frozenjord] EGG
    [18:38] [Spindle] EGG
    [18:38] [Mordja] EGG
    [18:38] [Spinnando] EGG
    [18:38] [Frozenjord] EGG (2)
    [18:38] [Spindle] EGG
    [18:38] [Mordja] EGG
    [18:38] [Spinnando] EGG
    [18:38] [Frozenjord] EGG
    [18:38] [Mordja] EGG
    [18:38] [Spinnando] EGG
    [18:38] [Spindle] EGG
    [18:38] [Frozenjord] EGG
    [18:38] [Mordja] EGG
    [18:38] [Frozenjord] EGG
    [18:38] [Phargski] EGG
    [18:38] [Spinnando] EGG
    [18:38] [Spindle] EGG
    [18:38] [Mordja] EGG
    [18:38] [Spindle] EGG
    [18:38] [Spinnando] EGG
    [18:38] [Mordja] EGG
    [18:38] [Spindle] EGG
    [18:38] [Mordja] EGG
    [18:38] [Spinnando] EGG
    [18:38] [Mordja] EGG
    [18:38] [Spinnando] EGG
    [18:38] [Mordja] EGG
    [18:38] [Spindle] EGG
    [18:38] [Mordja] EGG
    [18:38] [Brennabear8] EGG EGG
    [18:38] [Mordja] EGG
    [18:38] [Mordja] EGG
    [18:38] [Spindle] EGG
    [18:38] [Mordja] EGG
    [18:38] [Frozenjord] EGG
    [18:38] [Mordja] EGG
    [18:38] [Spindle] EGG
    [18:38] [Frozenjord] EGG
    [18:38] [Mordja] EGG
    [18:38] [Spinnando] EGG
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    [18:38] [Frozenjord] EGG
    [18:38] [Spindle] EGG
    [~Moderator] You can not talk for 2 hours. Reason: Spam

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  5. Rating: 0

    [Bjustinepp] FREE HACK CHEESE Brazzer.com

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  6. Rating: 0

    [22:55] [Typicalpeopl] Dude
    [22:55] [Typicalpeopl] my hand is numb
    [22:55] [Typicalpeopl] I dislike this
    [22:55] [Flamepuppy] stop touching urself
    [22:55] [Typicalpeopl] I can't help it
    [22:55] [Flamepuppy] let me help
    [22:55] [Typicalpeopl] Ok

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  7. Rating: 0

    [Cleaverq] [23:48] [Kaaeleat] i was Very triggered earlier pissed off and i got on da, saw sonic inflation artwork, got even more mad deactivated n cried for like 10 minutes // that answers you karmalacat

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  8. Rating: 0

    [Cloudform] gj mordja my porny pro

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  9. Rating: 3

    [Kogion] why cant i go in the hole
    [Mordja] you weren't given consent

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  10. Rating: -1

    [Zxasy] wowwwwwwwwwwww
    [Zxasy] i suck
    [Zxasy] ughh i even failed my pad!
    [Zxasy] *facepalm

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  11. Rating: 0

    [05:44] [Gagamonstah] egg <<<<<<<<<<<<<
    [05:44] [Mordja] egg
    [05:45] [Gagamonstah] egg ^
    [05:45] [Gagamonstah] ^^^^^
    [05:45] [Mordja] egg?
    [05:45] [Gagamonstah] egg
    [05:45] [Mordja] egg
    [05:45] [Heniyengui] egg
    [05:45] [Emzymine] egg-plant
    [05:45] [Jjayjasonist] egg????
    [05:45] [Bonnie4567] ^_^
    [05:45] [Jjayjasonist] tf XD
    [05:45] [Mordja] egg.
    [05:45] [Heniyengui] egg egg egg egg
    [05:45] [Gagamonstah] it's an egg
    [05:45] [Gagamonstah] idk how to make myself clearer
    [05:45] [Bonnie4567] i don't like eggs :I
    [05:45] [Souris1e872] <<<<<
    [05:46] [Mordja] how dare you not like eggs :0
    [05:46] [Jjayjasonist] -.-
    [05:46] [Mordja] jk it's ok
    [05:46] [Bonnie4567] cuz im a egg hater lel

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  12. Rating: 4

    [22:27] [Grracie] beginning to hate this room
    [22:27] [Bigmacking] why
    [22:27] [Billyhowever] why
    [22:27] [Letmeonomg] why
    [22:27] [Bigmacking] same im hating this room so bad now
    [22:27] [Willlab] why
    [22:27] [Shaakka] why
    [22:27] [Bigmacking] why
    [22:27] [Letmeonomg] why
    [22:27] [Bigmacking] why
    [22:27] [Pleurs] why
    [22:27] [Billyhowever] why
    [22:27] [Sparkleit] why
    [22:27] [Letmeonomg] why
    [22:27] [Amazingangle] Can everyone shut up and just play the friging game.........
    [22:27] [Bigmacking] why
    [22:27] [Mordja] why
    [22:27] [Bigmacking] LMAO
    [22:27] [Shaakka] why
    [22:27] [Billyhowever] i really hate this room
    [22:27] [Mordja] why
    [22:27] [Pleurs] why
    [22:27] [Letmeonomg] why
    [22:27] [Mordja] why
    [22:27] [Willlab] why
    [22:27] [Billyhowever] why

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  13. Rating: -1

    [catandoglove in room chat] anyone want to loose or put on weight whisper me

    < [01:23] [Catandoglove] i want to become so fat i turn into a black hole and destroy the solar system
    > [01:24] [e2] [Catandoglove] wat the
    > [01:24] [e2] [Catandoglove] ok well
    > [01:25] [e2] [Catandoglove] how much are you now
    < [01:25] [Catandoglove] 138
    > [01:25] [e2] [Catandoglove] pounds or kg
    < [01:26] [Catandoglove] poinds
    > [01:26] [e2] [Catandoglove] ok
    < [01:26] [Catandoglove] sorry i just assume pounds
    > [01:26] [e2] [Catandoglove] how much do you want to put on
    > [01:26] [e2] [Catandoglove] were are you living
    < [01:28] [Catandoglove] i'd like to put on at least 260815612750000kg's
    > [01:29] [e2] [Catandoglove] ok
    > [01:29] [e2] [Catandoglove] how old are you
    < [01:29] [Catandoglove] at that point i should weigh enough (assuming i stay my relative size) to turn myself into a black hole
    < [01:29] [Catandoglove] and i'm 20
    > [01:29] [e2] [Catandoglove] ok
    > [01:30] [e2] [Catandoglove] you need to eat macas for dinna and lunck
    > [01:30] [e2] [Catandoglove] lunch
    < [01:30] [Catandoglove] macas?
    > [01:30] [e2] [Catandoglove] mcdonnalds
    < [01:31] [Catandoglove] ah.
    > [01:32] [e2] [Catandoglove] eat for breckfast eat 3 bars of chocolate
    < [01:36] [Catandoglove] just 3?
    > [01:36] [e2] [Catandoglove] no
    > [01:36] [e2] [Catandoglove] i ment 30
    > [01:38] [e2] [Catandoglove] can you do that
    < [01:38] [Catandoglove] maybe... that'll cost a bit tho. i'll just tripple up on my suggested mcd meals
    > [01:39] [e2] [Catandoglove] ok

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  14. Rating: 1

    [Joeyc] Feelings are good for the soul, even the bad ones. It makes you wiser and stonger. Keep your chin up. :)
    [Mordja] feelings can cause eccess gas, as proven with my dad
    [Jenjx1] My dad left us.
    [Mordja] oh

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  15. Rating: 1

    < [21:50] [Pinpenski] boy do i have a story for you
    > [21:51] [e2] [Pinpenski] tell
    < [21:52] [Pinpenski] so i got a concussion yesterday and it was actually kinda funny how i got it
    > [21:52] [e2] [Pinpenski] .
    > [21:52] [e2] [Pinpenski] tell. >:( D:
    < [21:53] [Pinpenski] so i went to the hospital to get a simple physical and a TB skin screening for my job.
    > [21:53] [e2] [Pinpenski] o.o
    < [21:53] [Pinpenski] and when i got the shot, my body apparently had some reaction to it because when i was at the front dest making my follow up appoinment, i got really light headed then fainted, and fell backwords.
    > [21:54] [e2] [Pinpenski] MOM.
    < [21:54] [Pinpenski] then woke up like 15 seconds later with a bunch of nerses around me, and they kept me there a half hour just to be safe.
    > [21:54] [e2] [Pinpenski] AAAAAAAAA
    > [21:55] [e2] [Pinpenski] dont do that omfgfhg
    > [21:55] [e2] [Pinpenski] i love u
    < [21:55] [Pinpenski] then after a half hour later, i had to go to the ER for a headache that was literally unbearable, then after like an hour, they wanted to give me a cat-scan, but my hospital's cat-scanner was broken
    < [21:55] [Pinpenski] so i got a complimentary ambulance ride to a near by town
    > [21:55] [e2] [Pinpenski] ohmygod
    < [21:55] [Pinpenski] other than a concussion, i don't have any internal bleeding or spinal damage.
    > [21:56] [e2] [Pinpenski] moM.
    > [21:56] [e2] [Pinpenski] You have to be cAREFUL
    < [21:56] [Pinpenski] it wasn't my fault
    > [21:56] [e2] [Pinpenski] ill ducktape you to a couch
    < [21:56] [Pinpenski] but i still can't believe i got a concussion IN A HOSPITAL
    < [21:56] [Pinpenski] I WAS LITERALLY IN THE HOSPITAL
    > [21:56] [e2] [Pinpenski] oM G LOL
    < [21:57] [Pinpenski] I WAS LITERALLY LAUGHING WITH HOW IRONIT THAT WAS
    > [21:57] [e2] [Pinpenski] i would laugh but sore throat xDD
    < [21:58] [Pinpenski] *IRONIC
    > [21:58] [e2] [Pinpenski] <3
    > [21:58] [e2] [Pinpenski] xDD
    < [21:59] [Pinpenski] and the roads were like snowy and icey, so the lady that took my cat-scan said "car crash" i was like "LOL NOPE SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND LET ME TELL YOU A STORY"
    > [21:59] [e2] [Pinpenski] oHMYGOD
    > [21:59] [e2] [Pinpenski] CRYING
    > [21:59] [e2] [Pinpenski] "car crash"
    > [21:59] [e2] [Pinpenski] "sIT THE FUCK DOWN AND LET ME TELL YOU A STORY"

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  16. Rating: 1

    [21:42] [Tampiro17] where do you come from guys
    [21:43] [Mordja] where do you go
    [21:43] [Mordja] where do you come from cotton eye joe

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  17. Rating: 1

    [14:24] [Juliavanilla] EWW I JUST THREW UP ALL OVER MY COMPUTER SCREEN
    [14:24] [Mordja] rip computer

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  18. Rating: 2

    Kinimodika is now your shaman, follow her!
    You earned 260 experience points by saving 13 mice!
    [10:04] [Mordja] am i the only person who can speak in this room
    [10:04] [Mordja] :(
    No cheese for you! ^_^
    Thanks to Kinimodika, we gathered 0 cheese!
    Imtraitor is now your shaman, follow her!
    Cheeeeeese *-* (20.9s)
    [10:05] [Mordja] gjgj
    Thanks to Imtraitor, we gathered 17 cheese!
    Elcooll is now your shaman, follow her!
    Cheeeeeese *-* (60.53s)
    Serdoub just connected.
    [10:07] [Mordja] my attempts at comversatino are futile
    Thanks to Elcooll, we gathered 9 cheese!
    Hypcondriac is now your shaman, follow her!
    No cheese for you! ^_^
    [10:08] [Mordja] journal logue#317: the days are beginning to blur together... these people... reduced to mice, unable to speak, think... all they do is run to a pointless cheese and cary it to a hole like robots

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  19. Rating: 1

    [02:33] [Socialmedio] d
    [02:33] [Cheesegoodto] gJ
    [02:33] [Mordja] Gy
    [02:33] [Mordja] *ty
    [02:33] [Mordja] omg
    [02:33] [Cheesegoodto] 10/10 typo

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  20. Rating: 1

    "/tc"
    "/who"
    • [02:10] Mordja
    • [02:10] [Mordja] forever alone

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  21. Rating: 1

    • [01:28] [Cocoagirl] :(
    • [01:28] [Mishiyoshi] WATH SIT EHIST?
    • [01:28] [Mordja] :(
    • [01:28] [Mordja] i'ma so a sad
    • [01:29] [Mishiyoshi] WAHIT
    • [01:29] [Mishiyoshi] *WAHI
    • [01:29] [Mishiyoshi] WAHI
    • [01:29] [Pinpenski] w
    • [01:29] [Mishiyoshi] WHAI
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    • [01:30] [Thekuriso] wbwb
    • [01:30] [Mordja] *whar
    • [01:30] [Mordja] omg
    • [01:30] [Mordja] WHAT*
    • [01:30] [Mishiyoshi] We can't spell! :)
    • [01:30] [Mordja] why is this so hard

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  22. Rating: 1

    [04:30] [Izzehcat] I am a young fetus that has forgotten my ways of shamming

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  23. Rating: 2

    • [SERVER] The server will restart in 2 minutes.
    [09:48] [Mordja] FUCK
    [09:49] [Maxierat] WOO
    [09:49] [Magmastr1ke] :)
    [09:49] [Lolsterfox] XD
    [09:49] [Leubcat] thx
    [09:49] [Lolsterfox] NOO
    • [Tigrounette] Ooooommmmg e-e-e-eeee-eeeeeevent
    [09:49] [Lolsterfox] XD
    Kloure just connected.
    [09:49] [Mordja] ha
    [09:49] [Magmastr1ke] The server will reastart in 2 decades
    [09:49] [Lolsterfox] TIGROUNETTE THO XD
    [09:49] [Angelmouse39] mgg
    • [Tigrounette] CHRISMASS EVENT
    [09:49] [Maxierat] IT IS HERE
    [09:49] [Lolsterfox] She's so funny
    Thanks to Zoelower123, we gathered 16 cheese!
    [09:49] [Magmastr1ke] LOL
    [09:49] [Lolsterfox] OMG
    [09:49] [Lolsterfox] SHAMAN TURN
    Guivuvus has just unlocked the «$Souris_Rapide» title.
    [09:49] [Maxierat] PRAISE TIG
    [09:49] [Magmastr1ke] COOL
    [09:49] [Angelmouse39] NOO
    Cheeeeeese *-* (24.05s)
    • [SERVER] The server will restart in 60 seconds.
    [09:50] [Magmastr1ke] LOLSTRFOX IS THE BEST SHAMAN EVER!!!
    [09:50] [Lolsterfox] u can have thel
    Thanks to Luckylpd, we gathered 15 cheese!
    Thanks to Lolsterfox, we gathered 0 cheese!
    Alex010302 is now your shaman, follow her!
    [09:50] [Mordja] KISMAS
    [09:50] [Lolsterfox] XD
    • [Tigrounette] /c zou GoZouGo!!
    • [SERVER] The server will restart in 30 seconds.
    [09:50] [Lolsterfox] OMG
    Cheeeeeese *-* (16.81s)
    [09:50] [Magmastr1ke] umg
    • [SERVER] The server will restart in 20 seconds.
    Eluria has disconnected.
    Leoparderawr has disconnected.
    [09:50] [Magmastr1ke] LOL
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    [09:50] [Magmastr1ke] UMG
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    [09:50] [Jaydaheart] 5
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  24. Rating: 1

    [19:25] [e2] [Mordja] my name is Iva, i'm a 27 year old model from france who moved to the u.s.
    [19:26] [e2] [Mordja] i'm also a 49 year old pedophile named francisco from brazil.
    [19:26] [es] [Marlonjrw] lol you Be man?
    [19:26] [e2] [Mordja] anything is true on the internet
    [19:26] [e2] [Mordja] i could be either if it's any indication to you

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  25. Rating: 1

    • [05:12] Nilzen just connected.
    • [05:13] [Mahomiebro] Niz <3
    • [05:13] [Nilzen] Jay<3
    • [05:14] [Mordja] fo shniz
    • [05:14] Nilzen has disconnected.

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  26. Rating: 0

    • [SERVER] The server will restart in 10 seconds.
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    [06:11] [Jellliio] AHHH
    • [SERVER] The server will restart in 7 seconds.
    [06:11] [Jellliio] NOOO
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    [06:11] [Djmusicplaye] AAYEFUIGTY
    [06:11] [Jellliio] SKJDFLKJFYHS
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    [06:11] [Earlyguy] FUCKJ
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    [06:11] [Mordja] bitch

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  27. Rating: 5

    [02:18] [Klaracavrag] are you boy?
    [02:18] [Klaracavrag] are you boy??
    [02:19] [Mordja] why are you questioning what the internet claims is my gender?
    [02:19] [Mordja] lol
    [02:19] [Klaracavrag] idk you look like boy
    [02:19] [Mordja] oh
    • [02:19] Klaracavrag has left the tribe.
    [02:19] [Mordja] i didn't know game outfits determined the real-life gender of the person controlling this silly little thing
    [02:20] [Mordja] oh

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  28. Rating: 1

    [04:04] [Mordja] time not found

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  29. Rating: 1

    • [17:05] [Abbeykinz] k
    • [17:05] [Mordja] o

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  30. Rating: 2

    [02:59] [Mordja] fight url, not irl

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