> [Shwooo] could you imagine me having sex after taking 3 benedryls
> [Shwooo] i'd hump once and fall asleep immediately
< [Shwooo] ........
> [Shwooo] that is probably quoteworthy
< [Shwooo] yes brb
> [Shwooo] n0
< [Shwooo] y3s
[Leafpooly] like how a sheep gets sheered
[Leafpooly] you must make sure you enjoy the sex.
[Leafpooly] What, sheeps can have fetishes.
[Leafpooly] So after he begins to obtrude (thrust) his hotdog into your doughnut's hole
[Leafpooly] you MUST make sure he hears your pleasure.
[Leafpooly] You may groan, moan, or just be like "OH BBY YER MAKING MY JIGGLEPUFF HARDEN"
[Leafpooly] if you're into roleplay sex.
[Leafpooly] Which I can totally see being into
[Leafpooly] So for awhile he continues thrusting
[Leafpooly] he might get really happy
[Leafpooly] and cum.
[Leafpooly] And if it gets over you
[Leafpooly] it's alright.
[Leafpooly] Just think of it as stale whipcream.
[Leafpooly] Might even grow to like it if you give it a try
[Leafpooly] So, after you and your mate get tired of unloading your "under-cargo" into each other's main port
[Leafpooly] you'll most likely be exhausted as a drugged twelve year-old cow, and pass out.
[Leafpooly] And finally,
[Leafpooly] you can feel the bitter taste of regret and resentment in the morning
[Leafpooly] and that, Charlie Brown, is how one has sex.
[Xashes] what happens if you have sex in the morning
[Leafpooly] Then you're a whore
[Leafpooly] "OH OKAY HONEY, I GOTTA GO 2 WORK"
No cheese for you! ^_^
[Leafpooly] "W8 DEAR. LETS HAVE SEX"
[Leafpooly] "OH OKAY;;)) MMMm!!! U STICK THAT THERE
[Leafpooly] "OH SWEET BLOODY COW GODDESS, THAT WAS AMAZING"
[Leafpooly] "now 2 work where I will now have the aroma of shame and sweat."
> [Leahtangy] roses are red,Nuts are brown,Skirts go up,Pants go down,Body to body,skin to skin,When it's stiff stick it in,Goes in dry,Comes out wet,The longer its in,The stronger it gets,It comes out dripping,And
> [Leahtangy] And it starts to sag,It's not what you think it is,It is a lipton tea bag
> [Noots] why do some girls sleep in their bras isn't that uncomfortable
> [Noots] i've worn a bra before it didn't feel nice
< [Noots] i dont know
< [Noots] idont wear bras once i get home i just take it off
> [Noots] same
< [Noots] .....but your a male
> [Noots] my male what?
< [Noots] wait since you said you wore a bra what size did you wear
> [Noots] idk it was my mom's
< [Noots] ...............
< [Noots] WHY WOULD YOU WEAR YOUR MOMS BRA.
> [Noots] why not
< [Noots] thats just scary
> [Noots] you're scary
< [Noots] says the one who stole there moms bra and wore it
> [Shwooo] gym first period so i see the girly every day
> [Shwooo] anyways i was playing four square
> [Shwooo] and i was king
> [Shwooo] and i just completely dominated this guy in the 2nd square. ball flew across the gym
> [Shwooo] hit the girly. fuck my life.
> [Shwooo] she looks over, sees it was me
> [Shwooo] started laughing
< [Shwooo] ohwhat
> [Shwooo] i was like aww yeh i'm getting the d
> [Shwooo] LOL
> [Shwooo] wait
> [Shwooo] she's getting the d
< [Shwooo] ..
> [Shwooo] ...
[Frozenjord] EVERYONE ICECUBE XASHES
[Frozenjord] WE'LL PAY YOU
[Kamikitteh] Ok lets ice cube xashes
Thanks to Shiftc, we gathered 5 cheese!
Oleks is now your shaman, follow her!
[Frozenjord] WE'LL PAY YOU WITH SHWOOS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE
No cheese for you! ^_^
> [Shwooo] whenever i know i'm gonna see the girly i'm like "MY FACE HAS TO BE PERFECT, OMG MY HAIR IS MESSED UP GOTTA FIX IT. CAN'T LOOK TOO GOOD THO SHE'D NOTICE AND THINK I'M A TRYHARD. OMG I HAVE
> [Shwooo] TO BRUSH MY TEETH"
> [Shwooo] yes i yell all these things at myself every morning when i know i'll see her
> [Shwooo] don't question me
< [Shwooo] be like 'cant listen listening to gangumstyle' (will never spell it right
< [Shwooo] )
> [Shwooo] gangnam syle
> [Shwooo] u r retarded
< [Shwooo] yet you spelled style wrong :')
> [Shwooo] ...FUCK
> [Shwooo] WOW HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THAT AT ALL
> [Shwooo] but she's so nice, pretty, perfect, and everything
> [Shwooo] and at the end of the dreams every time
> [Shwooo] we end up kissing...
> [Shwooo] but
> [Shwooo] her hair gets in the way a bit
> [Shwooo] so i quickly move it out of the way
> [Shwooo] AND BOOM IT'S A GUY
> [Shwooo] JK.
(this is the real one okay. fro screwed up / )
> [Noots] so um
> [Noots] how does sex work
> [Noots] i think it's like
< [Noots] ....what
> [Noots] theboy sticks his pee stick into the girl and then pees in her and they both say “oh” alot and then there is babby
< [Noots] why are we speaking of this omfg
> [Noots] cus babby
> [Noots] i gotta go i'm tired and sick
< [Noots] bye you seem sick anyways.
> [Noots] o yOU
• [Rhinooomooch] plot twist: ashley and nick are long lost brother and sister
• [Shamaneering] OH MY GOD RHINO NO
• [Xashes] -hugs nick- -stabs with knife in back- (;
• [Shamaneering] no i am your long lost sister
[Xashes] > [Assleyy] what if the guy getting the penis ring is like in the proccess of getting it then gets a boner while the peircer is like drilling a hole into his penis
[Xashes] I LOVE U LEAH OHMYGOD
[Shwooo] pretty sure they do it when the guy has a boner anyway lol
[Assleyy] im srs
[Assleyy] what if the guy cant get boners
[Assleyy] like has a problem
[Xashes] that must be so awkward
[Assleyy] with getting boners
[Shwooo] that way the skin can go down when it shrinks, rather than having it stretch and hurt like a bitch if he gets a boner after